Friday 21 June 2013

1066

Welcome back to the Randomizer!

Like my music one last week, I noticed I haven't done a history article since bitching about the French and Germans in the Derping Sessions of 1940.

So I wonder what historical period could I look into.....what grinds my brain about history....Ah, possibly found one! 1066 and the Battle of Hastings.



1066 is one of THE years of English History every-one of us knows: The old king Edward the Confessor died early in the year and the most powerful nobleman at the time Harold Godwinson was crowned King of England. And he lived happily ever after....except he got an arrow in the eye. His rival to the throne was that was famous and frankly brutal of men, William the Conqueror who claimed that Edward had said he would be king, after beating him at the medieval equivalent of FIFA. Never make such drastic actions when FIFA is concerned. So William set up an invasion force and came to England for 'his' crown. Harold at this time had defeated the Vikings already at Stamford Bridge (Near York, not Chelsea's home ground) and set about gathering forces to face the Norman Army at a tree and a hilltop.

There on October 14th 1066, the Battle of Hastings was fought. The Anglo-Saxon army had the advantage at first but eventually were slowly picked apart by William's forces. The arrows flew high into the air and one managed to strike Harold in the eye, bringing about his untimely demise. His loyal soldiers mounted a last stand against the Normans. But for others it was a lost cause. William had won. On Christmas Day, he was crowned King and England would never be the same again.

The battle will never leave the mindset of Englishman and Frenchman alike. It has been embossed in our culture for over 900 years and not about to go anytime soon. Our only ultimate artifact from that era or close to it is The Bayeux Tapestry, which shows a distinct timeline from 1064 through to the Battle itself and was embroided soon after the Conquest of England.

But as history goes, questions always follow around like a lady-in-waiting concerning the events that led up to the Battle itself. There are moments in the months and years before 1066 that impacted the people and the country as a whole, some I would like to raise around Edward the Confessor and his actions in deciding the successor to his crown. And of course, Harold's actions and William's will be at the forefront of this too.
As you will see, History isn't just an enigma wrapped in a mystery; It shows how life is the way it is.

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OK, a little background first.

England in the times before the conquest, had faced invasions before by all sorts. In the 8th, 9th, 10th and 11th centuries it was mostly the Vikings whom posed the most threat, raiding the country sporadically. These invasions eventually led to the unification of the Saxons under Alfred the Great  and defeating the Viking army in 878, and creating a treaty to sue for peace. The invasions continued to take place for over 100 years but nothing ever came of it. That is until 1016, 50 years before the great change.



A Viking called Canute (or Knut) had become  co-ruler with Edmund Ironside over England, until Ironside died sometime later. Canute ruled unopposed for 19 years, spending much of his time by the seaside trying to hold back what he called, 'the bloody tide'. Also he managed to become King of Denmark as well after his brother died and took over Norway and part of Sweden creating his own little empire. Sort of like Charlemagne did years ago. In his reign, Canute chose a man who would be significant later on as Earl of Wessex, Godwin.

It's possibly debated what Godwin's origins actually are. What could be true is that he had initially supported Edmund Ironside against Canute and the invasion of the Vikings, but presumably after Ironside died he allied himself with Canute, and actually got married to his sister-in-law. Canute liked him a lot apparently.

Then in 1035, Canute decided it was a good time to die. That was silly, because his death led to a civil war in England and his empire pretty much crumbled. Just like Charlemagne. His sons Harold Harefoot and Hardicanute came after him and were at each other's throats. Harefoot lasted until 1040 and Hardicanute didn't have a long time either, dying just two years later.

Peace only came after Hardicanute's half brother, Edward became king in 1042, and crowned on Easter Day a year later. Unfortunately, peace was only a temporary moment as soon, England would cease to exist....
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Edward the Confessor.


What can we say about this man? Well he built Westminster Abbey, saved on money because he didn't go to war, lived off his own lands....oh yeah, and he had grown up in Normandy.

Now I'm guessing some of you might be saying, "Really? How did that happen?" Believe me, when I was Simon Schama's History of Britain I was totally surprised to hear that this King of England had actually grown up in a place that down the line would take over the country. But he wasn't there exactly by choice.
His mother Emma was from Normandy and had been married to Ethelred the Unready (Edmund Ironside's father). Ethelred wasn't a good king by the looks of things, not as popular as his half brother Edward II. The Church was against him and he kept facing an onslaught of Viking Invasions.In 1002, he made his most brilliant decision ever! By committing an act of genocide on all Danes living in England. What a douche!

Because he incurred the wrath of the Danish king Sweyn, his family had to flee to Normandy and live in exile for a while. But though it wasn't much of a choice, the experience of living in Normandy partially shaped Edward as Simon Schama says 'politically and culturally'. It may even have led him into having sympathies for the Norman world which would affect the stability of the country years later. Schama suggested that Edward was one of a few chosen to protect Robert the Duke of Normandy's son, William when he went to the Holy Land.

When he finally became King of England, he also inherited Godwin, whom ruled in his name. But Edward hated the man for good reason. A few years earlier, his brother Alfred came to England and Godwin had met with him for parley. But it was a trap and Alfred had his eyes put out and he suffered for some time until his death a few days later. Though Edward did nothing about his supposed rival for the time being...yet. And when Godwin offered up his daughter Edith in marriage to Edward, he took her.

Despite whatever plans Godwin had, Edward could annoy him at times. He married Edith but he never slept with her, resulting in a childless marriage all throughout his reign. He also introduced some Norman allies to the English court, which didn't bode well with some of the English houses and caused some tension between King and Advisor.

The tensions came to a head in 1050-52 when an incident involving Edward's sister in Kent prompted Edward to carry a war to the people. Godwin refused and Edward capitalised on this, possibly confronting him on his crime against his brother and throwing him out of the country. It was also around this time where Edward had a rather....ahem.....controversial idea.

In between that time he filled his government with Normans across the pond, putting them in positions of power. But he had another plan afoot. It has been speculated that around this time, by Norman historians, that Edward designated William the Bastard as his heir to the throne of England.




Now you might wonder why Edward would do such a thing in the first place. But if you read back to what I said, it makes some sense as to why. Being raised in Normandy far more then in England would seem to put Edward in the mindset that Normandy felt more like a home then his country of birth ever did. Maurice Ashley suggested the assumption that Edward: "felt he owned a debt to the Normans"(Ashley, The Life and Times of William I,  p.23). So it doesn't seem all unnatural for him to turn to them in order to in his mind stabilise the country.

And if we are to take his relationship with William into account, one question arises when studying the events before 1066: Was William promised the throne in the first place by Edward?

William had attained status as a strong military ruler in Normandy, maybe because people don't know when to keep their mouth shut when a bastard is around. Sheesh, I'm glad my brother didn't turn out like William! But truthfully, he had overcome many challenges on his way to securing his home from many other military men, like Guy of Burgandy and Geoffrey Martel, Count of Anjou. So with this, and the suggestion that Schama gave about William being watched over by Edward, it would have been foolhardy in Edward's mind at least, NOT to ask William for help. I guess in return for his help, Edward would have made a promise to bequest him the throne.

But history can play tricks on the uninitiated. If there was any hard proof of the fact that William was promised the throne, surely the paper would have been revealed around now. Ashley even states that: "It is true that the King might have held vague promises to secure the Duke's friendship" (Ashley, p.23). So Edward was playing the game of speaking promises, but not actually carrying them out. Just like Politicians!

And even if he tried to carry out that promise, there was another obstacle: The Witanegemot. This was a kind of council, summoned by the King three times a year to give advice. After a king had died, the crown went straight into the hands of the Witanegemot, since they also had the power to elect a king, regardless of blood relationships or otherwise. Ashley does point out that: "Almost any great nobleman who had some royal blood in his veins might stake his claim" (Ashley, p.17)

This included men like Harold Godwinson, whose sister was Edith and married to Edward, making his claim more of a kinship then most. A second man was Harold Hardrada whose claim went back to Hardicanute promising the throne to his father, King Magnus of Norway. Which was probably as flimsy as the apparent promise made to William.

William's own claim was backed up by his blood ties to Edward. You remember Edward's mother, Emma? It just so happens that Emma was William's great aunt and made him second cousins with Edward. But even then it would have done no good with the Witanegemot in control. Spartro suggested that since Emma was only a Queen Consort, she could not: "convey any hereditary claim to the throne" (Spartro, Royals of England, p. 3). This means that Emma's position was not to be taken seriously and disregards William's blood claim away, as well as saying that Edward's promises could probably be reduced to only preference.

Whatever plans Edward had for the future of England, they weren't followed up. Edward's plan of getting rid of Godwin and his family worked so well, Godwin came back with a vengeance in 1052 with a fleet to embarrass Edward and regained his power when Edward yield. At the same time, it is claimed that William, apparent heir to the throne, gave no help towards Edward. Soon after, Edward quickly got rid of the Normans he had placed in power and replaced the Norman Archbishop of Canterbury with an Englishman. Godwin's victory was short-lived however, as he died a year later under mysterious circumstances, while at dinner with the King himself.

His son Harold was elevated to Earl of Wessex, becoming the most powerful man in England and taking over the reins of the King. For the next 12 years, he was the dominate figure in English Government, as Edward wittled away playing Medieval Total War: Viking Invasion wanting his dreams to come true. Don't ask me how he managed to get a working computer/laptop in the 11th century, I think the Time Lords could've been involved somehow.



However, two significant events happened that would cause Harold to have a migraine and bring the cultural world of Anglo-Saxon England to its knees.

The first was a journey Harold made to Normandy in 1064, which is depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry itself. A couple of theories have been made as to why he made this journey. One was that when Edward had discussions with William, hostages were included. So Wulfnoth (Harold's brother) and Hakon (Harold's nephew) were selected, and now the time had come for securing their release. The second, and more daring, was that Harold was confirming the promise of the crown to William. This theory is supported by the Norman chroniclers, and apparently not contradicted in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle.

But Schama does ask an interesting question: Why would Harold do something that was against his own best interests? Maybe because it was his brother and nephew that had been involved in the situation, and it might have been better to negotiate in person. Of course, I am just speculating events.

Things didn't go well to start with. Harold's fleet was trapped in a storm and accidentally landed in the territory of Count Guy of Ponthieu, who promptly arrested him. William sent a reply saying 'Bitch Please, hand him over or war will be declared'. He duly obliged.

With Harold at his side, William brought him into his world. He took him on an expedition to Brittany to sort out Conan of Brittany. No, seriously that's his name. Never know, he could have looked like Arnie or Khal Drogo. While on the expedition, Harold saved two of William's men from the quick-sands of Mont St. Michel, possibly returning the favour for being released by William.

After Conan's defeat, William makes Harold one of his knights and in effect became his liege overlord. But Harold would have to make an oath to the Duke in a two way obligation, as Schama puts it.


This picture shows Harold swearing allegiance, with hands placed on two shrines in William's presence.
And here another question arises: Did Harold in fact swear to uphold the Duke's right to the throne? This is more difficult to answer since there isn't a clearer view of the situation. The only piece of real evidence we have is this particular scene, and even then it could be seen as Norman propaganda. Many theories again crop up as whether:

       ·         Harold swore to be William's man in Normandy only
       ·         Harold swore to help William gain the throne
       ·         Harold was observing the treaty made between the Duke and King, securing his nephew's release
       ·         Harold promising to marry William's daughter
       ·         Harold promised to play Sonic the Hedgehog, with him being Tails.

There is another theory that Harold was forced to make the oath to William, effectively trapping him and bringing about later consequences. Some people believe in this theory. Craughwell states that:

If Harold swore a solemn oath on the relic of saints recognizing William's right to succeed King Edward, William, once he was made king, would make Harold richer and more powerful then he was now. Behind the generous offer was an upspoken threat: If Harold had refused to take the oath, he would be locked up in a Norman dungeon. Harold had no choice; he placed his hands on the reliequaries and swore in the presence of witnesses that William was Edward the Confessor's heir

(Craughwell, How the Barbarians Invasions Shaped the Modern World: The Vikings, Vandals, Huns, Mongols, Goths and Tartars who razed the old world and formed the new, p.224)

Though the idea of being made more powerful than ever sounds indifferent because Harold already had the goods, it gives an idea on if Harold hadn't accepted the oath. I would take this further in saying that this could have made sense, since when you're made a knight, you are obligated to serve your liege lord and "provide political support and fighting men" (Cosman, Galeones, p.114). So in accepting the oath, Harold would have to help William secure the throne easily, despite his own reservations. William had his rival exactly where he wanted him.

It is also possible that Harold was in fact tricked into swearing the oath on the holy shrines and that they were only revealed after he had sworn, possibly leaving him more trapped.

A year after the Normandy expedition, more trouble occurred. And at the centre of it all was Harold's own brother, Tostig. Tostig was the Earl of Northumbria and reportedly a favourite of King Edward (he certainly knew how to pick them, didn't he?). He was also a bit of a flaunter, acting like a dictator in his own right and using power for his own personal gain by, according to Alexander, seizing: "...property from the smaller churches of the region...imposed heavy taxes on many of the richer inhabitants" (Alexander, Three Crises in Early English History, p. 22-23). Because of these factors, he was eventually overthrown when not present in his land and replaced with a man called Morcar.

Edward summoned Harold to curp this problem and somehow restore Tostig back into authority. But there were two options ahead of them. One: If Tostig was to be backed up, Edward would have a chance of crushing the rebels with his army, the 'fyrd'. But in doing so might create a civil war. According to Mason and Shoemaker, Edward's advisers pointed out that November would not be the appropriate time to take action, because the terrain would be not known to his army. Presumably a second point would be that winter was eventually coming, it would not be easy to raise the numbers needed to defeat the rebels and hold Tostig in office. (Mason, Shoemaker, p.130-131).

Harold had met with the rebels to reconciliate the parties, but the rebels remained steadfast and wanted Morcar to stay as their Earl. He probably then realised that if Tostig were reinstated, it would cause more harm than good. He had made his people suffer and paid the price. Schama adds to this air by suggesting that if Harold decided to forget his blood ties and support his enemies: "they might be just feel grateful enough to offer him their crucial support, when the time came to make his bid for the English throne" (Schama, A History of Britain). This shows that Harold could have been thinking about claiming the throne after Edward had died, and would need all the support he could get. As the most powerful man in England, taking the throne would have been a great temptation.

The second option they chose then was thus: Do nothing. Allow Morcar to stay as the Earl of Northumbria. Tostig was and felt betrayed by his own kin for doing nothing to alleviate his position. He fled in a self imposed exile, away from England across the border to Flanders where his father-in-law lived. In carrying through his decision, Harold had unfortunately laid the stones for a brother's revenge against him which he will attempt to carry out close to a year later, and it would led to the crashing end of Anglo-Saxon England. As Schama put it: 

It was this merciless war of brothers, that in the end cost Harold his throne and his wife. More than anything else, it was the cause of the death of Anglo-Saxon England.

(Schama, A History of Britain)

Edward seemed to be deeply affected by Harold's act of breaking the family apart, as Jones states that he died about 8 weeks after the events up north (Jones, Finding Fulford, p.20). In poor health, he requested the consecration of Westminster Abbey brought forward, but was upset when he could not attend the ceremony itself. Before his death, he had a nightmare which might sound quite prophetic to those around his deathbed. Schama relates this story in his series A History of Britain, as do Mason and Shoemaker in their book The House of Godwine: The History of a Dynasty:



Two monks came to the King with a message from God. Because of the sins and wickedness of those in government, God would hand the kingdom over to evil spirits. When told that the people would not repent, Edward asked when it would finally end. They replied until a tree was cleaved down the middle, carrying three furlong seeds in its lopped part to come together again of its own accord and grew again producing leaves and bearing fruit. Only then will God grant his mercy.

Despite his words, both sources say that since Edward was ill and old he was seen to be rambling.
In another of his final moments came a strange act. It is claimed that Edward possibly designated Harold as his heir, saying to him "I commend my wife and all my kingdom to your care". In addition to this, he outstretched his hand and touched Harold on the hand. Soon after on the 5th January 1066, Edward died, the last of the Anglo-Saxon bloodline from Alfred the Great.

Was this the moment that Harold believed that Edward was preferencing him to be King of England? Or was it another episode he was having? If it was, it was a complete turn-around for Edward to make. Though I theorise that Edward, having lived under the Godwin's foot for over twenty years, possibly couldn't see any alternative other than Harold being king, since William had not given him any help when the Godwins returned after their exile. But there are some books that claim that a deathbed confession apparently takes precedence above all else. Hagger states that:

To the English or so William of Poitiers has it, a deathbed request is sacred. It trumped the earlier, inchoate promise to William (Hagger, William: King and Conqueror, p.36).

Whatever the stories surrounding Edward, the outcome seemed certain for the Witanegemot. They elected Harold as King of England. On January 6th, the funeral of Edward the Confessor took place in the morning, and the coronation of Harold came in the afternoon.



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The Year Itself

When the news of Harold's coronation reached Normandy, William was out hunting. What do you think he did on hearing?

      1.       Bake a cake and eat it to help himself feel better?
      2.       Think "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?"

The answer: 1! It was chocolate if you must know.



Nah, I'm obviously joking. William was now in a bit of a pratish position, since he had noted to other kingdoms that he would add England under his wing. So he gathered his own vassels in assemblies and discussed what to do, none of which were exactly thrilled at the idea of invading England. But eventually they conceded to help William. To help with this, William had another trick up his sleeve: The Pope. Because Harold had sworn on holy relics, it could be seen as a transgression against William and by extension, God. So he requested the Pope to see his cause, for Harold was an oathbreaker and a despoiler of the church in his eyes (as Schama puts it from William's point of view). It worked fantastically in his favour and was invested with his ring and the Papal Banner.

Harold in the meantime saw the reaction was probably as he expected it to be. No cake at all! If there's no cake at all to be eaten, you are in trouble. So he prepared for the inevitable invasion from William, bringing his Housecarls and Fyrd armies into position across the south coast. But as the months drifted on and on, nothing came of it. Finally, harvest time came around and Harold sent the soldiers home, though he was uneasy to do so.

Some time later, he received very bad news. Tostig was back for revenge, and he wasn't alone. He had en-listed the help of the third claimant to the throne, the Norwegian king Harold Hardrada. Hardrada landed at Scarborough with as many as 300 ships (SPARTA!!) , and made his way through to York, killing, raping and pillaging as any invading Viking tourist at the time usually did. In that time, he managed to defeat two earls, Morcar (presumably the same one who replaced Tostig in the first place) and Edwin. They escaped, but left York at the mercy of the Vikings.


Harold then decided on a gamble. He re-collected his army quickly and marched up north to meet his brother and Hardrada in four days. Four days, going at about 37-45 miles a day and finally surprising the Norseman at Stamford Bridge, where Hardrada had arranged to pick up hostages. On the 25th September, The Battle of Stamford Bridge was the first test for Harold to keep his hands on the throne.



And he was successful. The English broke down the Viking Line and subsequently ended the Viking Age. Hardrada himself was killed with an arrow in the throat and got his 'seven feet of English land', apparently due to his height. Tostig in his turn was cut down and killed. The Viking Army retreated back to the coast and took under a tenth of their ships back to Norway (no Sparta for them). Harold found his dead brother and had his remains buried in York.

But then it came. On 29th September, William finally landed in England in more favourable conditions. Starting at Pevensey, he constructed a wooden fort over the beach and proceeded with the good old Viking Tourist Ritual: torching everywhere in sight and pilliaging, as seen here in this scene from the Bayeux Tapestry.



William continued through to Hastings. Harold came back down to London and gathered what he could of a new army to meet William down south. Soon enough, the two armies met each other at Sarlac Hill, Harold's forces at the top, William's at the bottom. The war for England was about to begin.

At 9 o'clock on the 14th October, the juggler Taillefer boosted the morale for the Normans by throwing and catching his sword. When one Englishman came down to meet him, Taillefer cut the man's head off. And the battle started.

William's horseman started up first, throwing their javelins into the front line of the Saxons to no avail. The archers came up next to shoot their arrows too, but again failed. Then the soldiers took their chance of charging up the hill to meet the Saxon army. But Harold's men had one simple tactic that worked in their favour: The Shield Wall. Connecting their shields into one, they became a immovable barricade, forcing the Normans off-balance.

From this success, the Norman army broke rank and routed. Then came the English folly: Some of the inexperienced men could not resist chasing the retreating army down the hill, who in turn believed William was lost. But he revealed himself to be alive, or pretended to be a zombie at least, and brought men around the persueing Saxon men and slaughtered the lot.



Throughout the day, the English was very, very, very slowly grinded down. Weak points were exposed and arrows shot high into the air onto the back of Harold's army. And as we all know, Harold was killed. Though there has been debate whether he was actually shot in the eye, or killed by the horseman in the Tapestry. I believe he was probably shot in the eye, before the knights came down on him.



But even after Harold had died, the battle did not end there. The few nobleman of Harold's army made their last stand to defend their dead king, and some remnant of his army retreated across a large concealed ditch and fought on. But as the day droned into night, the Normans eventually broke through and the English fled from the field.

England was now in the hands of the Duke of Normandy, and England would change forever.

Finally as we come to an end, two stories arise from the ending of the battle. One was Harold's lover, Edith Swan-neck was brought to the field to find the body of the king via secret marks on his body known only to her. The second was that when it was safe Harold's body was brought to Waltham Abbey by the female members of his family and interred in a secret tomb. So it's possible that the last Anglo-Saxon king is buried beneath the high alter in this Romanesque designed church.



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So at the end, what have we learned?

I will be honest and say that before writing this properly, I was constantly battling between who was better, Harold or William. And I had laid some of the guilt for England's problems squarely at Edward the Confessor's door, believing him to have forsaken his birth homeland in favour of the homeland he grew up in.
And for that, I was a hypocrite. I was born in Suffolk, yet I don't have the more fondest memories down there. Up here in York is where I really grew up and made the best friends ever with people. So really, I have more of a connection up here in York than I really do in Suffolk. It might be in the same country, but I might have been a different person down there than up here.

Still, Edward was a big-game changer in many respects. Because of that cultural and location change in his life, he felt no obligation to the country he was born in. I wouldn't go as far to say he betrayed his country, but politically bringing in Norman allies as opposed to keeping Saxons in government was a bad move because it hastened the distrust between the powerful lords and himself. Also the relationship between Edward and his bitter rival Godwin didn't help matters. Theirs was always a complicated one where Edward wanted the power, but up against a very powerful family he couldn't really hope to win.

Which presents another problem: the actual successor to the throne. This will still divide historians until the end of time. As far as we know, Edward didn't really single out one person to succeed him, and never properly indicated whom he wanted to succeed him, just rumours it could've been William or Harold. Though I suppose with the Witanegemot in control of choosing a king, it doesn't exactly work in any king's favour. And with the Godwins in control, Edward's word might not have mattered much anyway. Perhaps he knew that he couldn't beat the ultimate family, so just gave up ruling and reigned instead, saying on his deathbed to Harold, "Yeah, you can have it. It's been pretty much yours anyway".

William was a more difficult customer, since he claimed that Edward had promised him the throne in the first place, and possibly swore in Harold to help in gaining the throne in the first place. You could argue that he had no place to say that, since it was up to the Witanegemot to decide who would be king. As well, William probably only had his word to go on; Nothing written in stone, which was a problem.

However, it could have been possible that Harold's claim was quickly 'accepted' easily and the distress of the succession had to be resolved as fast. There have been rumours that Harold might have forced them to accept him as King, but I don't really believe this. Reading through the books, there isn't a bit of evidence that he would've acted in that manner, and maybe he didn't need to. He was technically King in all but name.

The other game-changer wasn't either Harold, nor William but in fact Tostig, for trying to gain retribution against his brother. Remember thanks to Harold and mostly due to his dickish nature towards his lords and people, he had lost almost every bit of power. In attempting revenge with the Viking Invasion, it affectively helped defeat Harold in the long term even if it cost him his life. So in one way, Tostig had his revenge completed.

One question that I would ask at the end of this is: who ultimately was to blame for the events leading to the Battle of Hastings. The answer, more than likely, is almost every-one of the people I mentioned, all connected and weaved together in its own embroided piece of history. Ethelred the Unready for his douchebag ruling, Emma of Normandy for taking her sons away, Edward for his favouritism, Godwin for killing Edward's brother and Tostig for being a prat, Harold for not helping his brother (though it's justifiable) and William for probably trapping Harold into helping him take the throne.

All these people helped to create the circumstances for each other, and more than anything, brought down the culture and independence of Anglo-Saxon England. The country lost a way of life effectively in gradual changes from the Norman Conquest, and over the centuries it has shaped us into the nation we are today. Obviously cultures change and different events helped shape us too, but those events over 900 years ago changed the face of this country dramatically in a way that will never be seen again.

One last thing I will mention is that I said at the start was that history shows how life is the way it is. In one way, I think that is true. In our culture, we still have a Monarch who reigns over all. One of our many symbols is the Three Lions, which I do believe is taken from the Plantagenant Family Emblem. And we have a sect of Christianity as our main church.

You may think it's a silly question to ask, of course history shows how life is the way it is. But what I'm trying to say is that history reveals a lot about our lives in the present moment thanks to actions done in the past. Imagine if Harold had won the Battle of Hastings, what would our lives be like then? Probably more Scandinavian then most I reckon, but it's all speculation.


But those events and the Battle of Hasting really changed the face of England, and by extension Britain. And we should probably remember that the past can undoubtedly affect the future too.


The site of the Battle itself


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That's it for this week. Next Fortnight's edition is still undecided but hopefully will be a good one!

See you then!

Saturday 8 June 2013

Get Drunk and Listen to Folk Metal! + Game of Thrones Mini-Special

Writer's block is a bitch. Urgh!  Anyway, Welcome back to the Randomizer!

Before we get started on today's article, I would first like to point out I have a little talk about Game of Thrones right at the end of this article. WARNING: SPOILERS! If you'd like to read that first, your more then welcome to. Though it might bring back unpleasant memories. Otherwise, carry on to the main feature.
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So we haven't had a music-themed article for a good while, since the 27 guestlist I wrote a couple months ago. Now would be a good time to talk about a developing passion I have since my college days for a particular type of music, and would like to talk about today to share with you all.

As some of you may know, I have a world-wide range of music tastes ranging from Spice Girls (yes, Spice Girls) to Judas Priest (yes, Judas Priest) to film soundtracks. And yes, Spice Girls and Judas Priest are in the same sentence. Problem?

But mostly, I am a heavy metal/rock enthusiast. I enjoy all sorts of great tunes from what I'm proclaiming as the "GODS OF METAL!" such as Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ronnie James Dio and Metallica; to European bands such as Within Temptation, Lordi, Helloween, and one of my all time favourites Nightwish.

To allow smugness levels, I have a picture with Marco Hietala and Jukka Nevalainen.




:D

Now here's where things get a bit off. Heavy Metal and Rock music is obviously very different to the other main genres like Pop and Rap, in terms of lyrics and music styles. But also unlike those two Heavy Metal has its own peculiar family tree of sorts. If you type in Metal family tree into google, you'll find some images of how from its early origins in the 60s, it has become a diverse culture in o itself. Think London with all its diversity of cultures from other cultures around the world, replace them with metal and I think you can take it from there.

Sam Dunn for his documentary film Metal: A Headbangers Journey devised this tree and showed how the classic rock/metal bands like my god Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath had influenced future bands in their development of metal sounds, turning them into their own sub-genre of heavy metal. Such sub-genres included are:

·        Thrash Metal combining elements of really fast shredding tracks and social issues that might even relate to todays world. The most well known in this genre are the Big Four: Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer and Anthax.


·                                                                                                                                               The Big Four altogether

      Metalcore: The Metal taste of today and not my favourite genre. Combines screaming vocals (god!) with said fast riffs and shreds. The most famous of these are Killswitch Engage, Bullet For My Valentine and As I Lay Dying.


·                                                                                                                                                      Killswitch Engage

      Symphonic Metal: Takes opera and power metal elements in creating one of the best forms of metal I ever had the pleasure of listening to. Such bands include Nightwish, Blind Guardian and Sonata Artica.


                                                                                                                                                     Blind Guardian

So where am I going with this? Well, as I mentioned there is one sub-genre of heavy metal I have developed a passion for.

Folk Metal.


No, not any acoustic guitars lying around here like some traditional folk bands dotted around, the bands in this genre make use of a variety of different musical instruments. You have your electric guitars and drums, but also tin whistles, hurdy gurdy, fiddle, and even bagpipes. My God I want to listen to that! Bagpipes in a metal song. Actually I might have already done so. If Metalcore is the emo child of the heavy metal family, then folk metal is more than likely the hippy child.

Since I've managed to introduce myself to it, I have enjoyed a number of folk metal bands that just a great appeal to listen to. There's something I clearly love about it and I'm going to share it with you today.
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Once upon a time in the metal world far far away...............

Most people say the first folk metal album ever was released in 1991 when Skyclad released their debut album, 'The Wayward Sons of Mother Earth'. The album had the inclusion of a violin on certain tracks, with some keyboard playing as well. It was well-received in the metal community and opened up a new world of experimentation to play with.



A year later, the Irish band Cruachan was formed, becoming one of the more famous pioneers of Folk Metal ever created. They had an early success with their debut album 'Tuatha na Gael' in 1995. Unfortunately, the final product was a failure in their eyes due to the poor sound and production. Subsequently they didn't release another one until 2000.

In that mid-decade, a few other bands came into the fold of the sub-genres early beginnings. Subway to Sally released their debut album in 1994, speaking in English and using Irish and Scottish influences into their music. For their second album MCMXCV, they retorted to speaking in their native German and developed their sound into a more apparent medieval style of folk metal.

The actual explosion of Folk Metal took place in 2000, coming from probably my favourite country for music: Finland and the band known as Finntroll. Their debut album Midnattens Widunder was a fusion of black metal with traditional Finnish polka music. The result was it apparently. Three bands from the native Finland joined at the forefront of Folk Metal. Although let's not discount Cruachan, they were knocking about around that same time so they must have contributed something to the rise.

Now thirteen years have passed, the Folk Metal genre is still alive and well in European countries, most prominently in Scandinavia. And it shows no signs of slowing down yet, which is good. Finntroll have released their sixth album Blodsvept this year and I might have only heard the one song so far, but I have high hopes! Cruachan released their latest one a couple years ago, and my opinion of it will shown below.
I'm glad to say I am becoming ever more a fan of this particular genre. So I think now's a good time to talk about my experience with Folk Metal, and what bands I have enjoyed listening to over the past few years.

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I decided to try and branch out my interest in music and came upon my first taste of a very different kind of sub-genre. This was done in the honoured way of typing in Celtic Metal in Youtube and I came upon Cruachan and their song "Bloody Sunday". I instantly fell in love with this song, with the combination of flute and guitar playing in the foreground. And the lyrics are deep, talking about the conspiracy behind the Bloody Sunday event of 1972. I really like the ending lyric:

"This tyranny will not go un-noticed, our day will come again"

After that I started to listen to a few more songs from their album Folk-Lore album, getting more and more interested with such songs as 'Ossian's Return', a fast paced song that resembles more heavy metal, but still has a flute somewhere; and one of my old favourites 'Ride On', which oddly enough has Shane McGowan as a guest vocalist (and he sounds so rough, though his screaming vocals are good).



Eventually (or maybe inevitably) I brought the Folk-Lore album and I do not regret it. I think it is a good starting for anyone who cares to take an interest in Folk Metal. There are a good number to listen to: Bloody Sunday, Ossian's Return, Ride On, Susie Moran, and The Rocky Road to Dublin. Some might take some getting like Exiles and The Children of Lir. But Spancil Hil would sooo good, if it didn't have Shane McGowan being the lead singer. Seriously, he fucking slurs all over the place.

Admittedly, it is the only Cruachan album I have, but I would still give it a time and day to listen properly. But I think there is some hope for me yet, and you too. Their recent album, Blood on the Black Robe has some good songs, like I am Warrior and the instrumental Brian Buru's March (which has the BEST DRUMMING EVER EVEN THOUGH THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE HEARD THIS SONG :D). Actually you know I would really buy this CD pretty soon!

(Listening to Pagan Hate)

Yep, definitely buying this album. That song just exploded!



Cruachan is a good band to start with if you're a beginner.

Now what other bands could I talk about....going from Ireland for a second to Switzerland, and their folk metal export Eluveitie (El-u-vei-tie; in case you're having difficulty with pronunciation).


I got into them around the same time as Cruachan, exploring around on Youtube for other bands in that similar genre, and listened to their song Inis Mona. From the off, this band is definitely more of a fusion then Cruachan. All the instruments are gelled together very well and nothing is left out. The lead singer is quite the fan of screaming vocals too, and it's not horrible at all. But sometimes I'd like to imagine some singing during the chorus that matches along with the music. Then again, it would lead to something like Metalcore. No Metalcore thanks.

It was that song that did influence me to get the album Slania that had the song included. Needless to say, I enjoy this album. It is a purer fusion of folk instrumentation and heavy metal together as the songs feel seamless throughout. There are some small acoustic songs that appear in the album, Anagantios and Giamonios and they are well done indeed. Easily listenable and beautiful in their sound. But they don't take much away from the overall of pounding guitar riffs and drumming that mostly appears throughout the album.
What might throw some people off for a minute is that the eighth track Slania's Song isn't spoken in English but in Gaulish, an extinct language from ancient times. It's hard to get your tongue around a few times without reading the lyrics, but practice makes perfect. Still it is a good song to listen to and maybe you'll be singing along to it without realising your singing in a different language.

(Ok I'm going on a tangent here and say if Gaulish is dead, why is it on this album? The same goes with Latin and maybe a few more languages around the world. If even one person speaks it, does that really count as an extinct language? I don't think it means that. It these kind of things that does annoy me, because if one sings the language, that could mean for just about four minutes or more, the language become alive once more. At least until the world blows up).

Like Cruachan, this is still the only Eluveitie album I have as far. But also I have listened to a recent song called A Rose for Epona, released last year for their album Helveitios. It is a good song too. Not their best, but still good. I should really try to find the other songs to that CD in a hope that I might consider buying it like Blood on the Black Robe. The same goes with their other song Omnos. The flute playing is fantastic, but oddly I did get a pop feel from it. I did not hear much of a guitar riff or drumming or anything like that. It is a good song don't get me wrong, but it's not something you'd expect from a folk metal band is it?

To wrap up, Slania is a good album to get, and it is such a fantastic representation of Folk Metal. It contains a number of their best works and brings you into a different world altogether. Inis Mona and Slania's Song are the best songs to listen to as they get you properly If you have a chance, get the CD that has the bonus track of Samon. It's an acoustic track of the first song, but it is a bewildering listen. You will feel yourself becoming quite relaxed and at peace for the minute and a half.



Listening to some of their other songs, I got the idea that they are evolving their style ever more as the years pass. And sadly, it has not done me much favours as of yet. But I will try to listen to more of these pieces on Youtube before I pass a more reasonable judgement.

Eluveitie is a band I enjoy, but maybe not as much as Cruachan. The latter edges it by a considerable margin.
Although after I heard of a certain Finnish folk metal band, its going to be slightly debatable. No it's not Nightwish. It is the band that started off the folk metal explosion in the first place: Finntroll.



This is a band I've only started listening to and don't really know a lot, apart from the fact that their lyrics are based on trolls and the mythology of trolls. Imagine if something like that played in Lord of the Rings. Might have that sequence in Moria more epic. But after hearing at least three of their songs, I would consider buying their albums. Like Eluveitie, they make use of screaming vocals without the possibility of developing laryngitis. But they have some clean vocals as well.

The title track of their first album Midnattens Widunder is a good track to listen to. The music is easy to get into and fast-paced enough to create a mosh pit in your own room! Oddly enough, the polka music appears quite sporadically around in places, but it's not misplaced as the sound matches nicely with the guitar riffs. You might be forgiven for thinking that this song doesn't have that much folk instrumentation in it at all because you hardly hear it. It's hard not to because all you really hear is the heavy metal so much more.

Blodsvept is their recent release and I'll be talking about the same title track too. After some troll trawling, grunting and burping, the song jumps out at you. It definitely has more of a heavy metal style, with some folk instruments not coming in until 2 and a half minutes in the song. Then it goes to back to screaming. Maybe it's possible to say their moving away from their folk metal origins? Not just yet, until the whole album is heard. Despite the lack thereof, it's still an enjoyable song to listen to.




                                                                                                                                                   Blodsvept

The last song I'll talk about, Under Dvargens Foot, is from their fifth release Nifelvind. When I first started listen to it, it sounded like a circus performance. Something that belongs in A Nightmare Before Christmas. It's a strange song to say the least, and not to be repeated on a daily basis. But there are some good moments. You can hear more of the folk tradition stuff here than in the other songs and you can sort of dance to it but you might end embarrassing yourself in front of everyone else.

Listening to these songs, I do get the impression that Finntroll is NOT a folk metal band. Yes, there are some folk instruments lying around in different songs. But you don't get that impression after hearing them. Probably after reading up notes on their albums or even reading this would you have an idea that they are folk metal. They just sounded more on par with other heavy metal bands, with good music in tow, but hardly any folk stuff to back themselves up with.

I'll admit this is only a beginning judgement and not a full on one since I haven't heard a complete album from them yet. I suppose that's the difference between listening to Finntroll and Cruachan/Eluveitie. I have less to talk about the former then I do with the latter. However, remembering them back in my mind I do enjoy listening to their music, because there is a certain beauty to it all. So I would definitely like to hear one of their albums before judging a book by its cover. At least until after Blood on the Black Robe ;).

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These three bands are just a crab's scuttle entry fee into the realm of Folk Metal. And granted, you might be thrown back initially by the music being so different compare to mainstream metal bands nowadays. And of course you might not even like this sort of music for whatever reason. But I urge you to at least have a listen to one of these three bands, or another one that I haven't listed and hope you will joining this fanbase of metal subgenre.

Folk Metal is still something that is growing on me throughout the future. It's something I still come back into every now and then when I probably should try and expand my range into it. The music is good and you get an idea about what these guys and girls write about and how they can connect with certain audiences. Their lyrics can either be social issues that still run deep or grow a new mythology.

All I can really say now is go onto YouTube, type in Folk Metal or any one of the bands I've suggest and listen. And if I somehow managed to inspire you on the way in creating your own folk metal band, thank you :)
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That's it for this week sadly. Booo. Oh well maybe my writer's block will lighten up soon haha!
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Game of Thrones Mini-special:
So you decided to take a look, have you? You poor soul.

You may remember the prediction I made involving the episode title called 'The Rains of Castamere' and how the series might use some elements from the second part of the third book. Some of you might have guessed what I was talking about. Others might not have understood what I was gibbering on for.



Well low and behold, it came true. I knew it was coming, but I could not shake off the fear of what was coming. And it was brutal. Fucking brutal. Made more so from the impact of Tulisa's practically violent death. Thinking back on it, that was the killer part for me, the one moment that made me gasp out and hold my mouth. Everything else from Robb being shot by arrows to Catelyn's one iota of happiness ripped out of her was shocking enough, but that one moment will stay in my mind for a good while. They should have Game of Thrones therapy sessions so everyone can have a good cry at the character's demise. I hope Walder Frey dies very slowly and painfully.....and I'm not exactly looking forward to 'An Adventure in Time in Space' special that's due to be released this year L.


Susan Foreman would be horrified if she knew the truth of her grandfather. No wonder he ran away from Gallifrey! 

What will happen now? Robb Stark is dead. Catelyn is dead. Tony Stark is dead (Don't worry he gets reincarnated into Iron Man in Marvel's Universe so it's all good). The Starks as a major household are finished. At least for the time being. With the house's demise, The Lannisters have truly become the dominant house in the whole of Westeros, save for Stannis Baratheon and his army. And that war will undoubtedly continue in earnest.




But for now, I await the aftermath of the finale on Sunday and see what the repercussions will be throughout the land, and spare a thought for the victims of the Red Wedding. .....