Wednesday, 29 October 2014

I know you, I followed you once upon a dream.....(Part 2)



Welcome back to The Randomizer!



It’s that time again. A time when the creatures of the night come out to play, when the moon is full and the air of screams and maniacal laugh fill the air with dread and glee, and of course…we get to go Bieber hunting.



What better way to celebrate? Well…you’ll have Alice Beadle to thank for that. Only a month ago, I did my Sleeping Beauty review and how much I didn’t like the many aspects of that. After much debating with myself about what to do and suggestion from hers truly, I decided on a comparison review, with this film.


I will admit, upon first viewing the first trailer and pictures, I was very sceptical of how this picture would click when released this year. With an…interesting new habit of remaking animated classics into live-action pieces, beginning with Universal’s Snow White and the Huntsman, I was not a big fan of that film in particular. It looked like a historical fantasy, but it fell flat in many places. The villain is giving a quick backstory, for some reason. The story is ok, for some reason. Kirsten Stewart, for some reason. Disney decided to come into this too, their next effort being Cinderella…I guess to make Cinderella more empowered? Although there is Richard Madden making an appearance. Erm….just make sure you’re not engaged to marry someone else first mate. Last time that happened didn’t turn well for you.



Anyway, my interest peaked in Maleficent when people started to say it was really good on Facebook, though I will admit I never saw in the cinema itself. Lara Croft got good reviews in playing Maleficent, but the story is criticised, the characters as well criticised and being seen not as a great film. Although of course, that’s what this review is for!



Again I make no promises of being kind hearted and responsible if you all cry. Then again this is an more adult version of Sleeping Beauty so you should all man up. At least until I finish talking. Also because this is live-action, I will be talking about the overall look of the film instead of animation. The story, writing, acting and music will remain the same for the most part. So let’s go to the new world of female empowered Disney, and look at one of the most popular Disney villa…..her……characters of all time.
  
I prefer Little Miss Awesome if you don't mind
                                                       

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5 STAR REVIEW:
·         STORY
·         LOOK
·         ACTING
·         WRITING
·         MUSIC
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·         STORY

The story retells the story of the original Sleeping Beauty, as we have not been given the full story. Well nice to know that propaganda is introduced as well. Two sets of land are divided between humans and fairies, the latter living in an enchanted woodland called the Moors. Maleficent of course lives among the fairies, where one day as a young girl she comes across a boy called Stefan in the Moors, and soon become good friends, soon developing into lovers. As time passes, Stefan does not visit anymore, becoming seduced by the greed of the human world. Apparently. Anyway, when the king of the castle fails in attacking the Moors, he decrees anyone who kills Maleficent will be king. Stefan goes to meet her, and in a quite dark tone, drugs Maleficent with a sleeping potion and cannot kill her, but instead takes her wings. Maleficent is upset, and finds solace with a crow called Diaval, whom she turns into a man to save his life and takes him on as a servant. She raises a massive wood of thorns around the Moors, and takes a more Queenly role as the other fairies bow to her, bar three familiar ones of colour.

The story than becomes the Sleeping Beauty story, with some changes. The fairies look after the baby Aurora (ahem)….with Maleficent’s help. Maleficent over time grows fond of the girl as she grows to her 16th birthday, when the curse is about to happen. Aurora in turn enjoys Maleficent’s company, until she finds out she was the one who cursed her in the first place, and runs back to the castle. Maleficent even comes across Prince Phillip and puts him to sleep, so he can bring True Love’s kiss. When the curse finally happens, Phillip kisses her to no avail, but Maleficent kisses her with good results. Stefan still tries to kill Maleficent, and almost succeeds until Aurora finds Maleficent’s wings and gives them back, giving her the chance to defeat him, and he falls to his death as he tries to attack her once more.

The story ends with the two kingdoms reunited, and Maleficent flying high into the air as the sun sets.

I’ll get the flaws out of the way first because they are some that do glare up in the face of the film.

Iron burns fairies. How? Because. This is a bit of a nitpick because it isn’t really explained how it burns fairies. Maybe it’s a contrast between the human world and the Moors, but nothing has been officially stated why this is the case. Plot to move forward perhaps.

One of the bigger problems in the film is King Stefan. Stefan’s development before the events of Sleeping Beauty doesn’t really make sense. He has a kiss with Maleficent before he stops visiting due to the temptations of the human world. We’re not shown those temptations of greed and developing ambition at all in the first ten minutes of the film, so I couldn’t exactly understand how he changed from a boy into Sharlto Copley. He just becomes bad because…narrator. This was more a lost opportunity to give us an interesting contrast with King Stefan in Sleeping Beauty, who seemed more three-dimensional than most of the other characters combined. Two minutes might have been enough to show.
  
The three fairies…still bug me. With a change of names (Flora becomes Knotgrass, Fauna becomes Thistlewit and Merryweather becomes Flittle. Yeah, I cared that much too), they become more comical relief this time and have less screen time throughout the majority of the film. To be honest, they did have some funny moments, like dropping a cake and fighting each other. But I’d wonder if this was meant to be a contrast to how the three fairies were in Sleeping Beauty with their intelligence. Needless to say on its own merits, these fairies are as bad as the originals, if not worse considering they are less intelligent on how to look after Aurora. There’s comic relief, and just plain stupid.



That's...better?


Another thing that should have been better thought is the legend of Sleeping Beauty herself, as the more familiar parts are thrown in because it’s Sleeping Beauty. While I don’t think they’re hugely distracting, it would have been nice to have made some logic in character thinking instead of just throwing in references for the sake of it. It’s fun, but could have been tweaked a little bit.

So what do I like about the story? While the flaws are there, I didn’t feel like it was a terrible story far from it. It was nicely paced for its quite short running time, with how the characters sort of developed over-time in their situations. I suppose my favourite thing is the relationship between Maleficent and Aurora.

I don’t really have much of a problem believing how these two come together and how Maleficent does come to care about her after all the incidents that happen in Aurora’s life. I will admit there are moments where I’m not entirely convinced, at least at the start, that Maleficent is growing to care, but I think that’s more the character than most. Like with Aurora about to fall off the cliff, Maleficent doesn’t seem to think much of that until she does fall off the cliff and saves her life. But other than that, through Aurora’s genuine curiosity of the fairy world and Maleficent slowly liking her as she grows up, their relationship is probably one of the more believable aspects in all the Disney films ever. The one part I do like is Maleficent’s quiet devastating moment when she can’t remove the curse she laid on her. It shows brilliantly how Aurora has affected her throughout the years, along with how Maleficent giving her the true love’s kiss at the end is more justified through watching the film. It is simply that good.

Aurora (still not main character) is better, which is more of an improvement than I can say. She does have some good character reactions against Maleficent and the fairies, as well as helping Maleficent in the end. I don’t think there’s anything that really stands out about her, just how she relates with Maleficent and the other characters. But I found her good enough all the same.

Diaval left a good impression on me. At one point, I did feel he was going to be a generic good advisor sidekick. He kind of is, but that is downplayed nicely so we don’t have to be told right on-screen, and does have a caring heart for Aurora more to begin with than Maleficent, even telling Maleficent off about true love’s kiss, eventually helping close at hand to save the day, even as a big fiery breathing dragon. I just found him all-around awesome, one of my favourite characters in the film. Quiet, yet willing.

Maleficent herself turns out to be a bit of a complex character, in a good way. Her fleshed out motivation is more better, though would have been much more if we got an inkling of how things can be more precious. Maleficent’s wings, and Stefan’s child. Get the idea? Would have made for better character, just having those little ideas in her head. She is also probably more intelligent here than in Sleeping Beauty, for she doesn’t really feel the need to go and attack Stefan, knowing her magic is good enough to hold off the hordes of Stefan’s men. It’s one of the few times a protagonist is written well, although an argument could be made that she is the only character made competently. Compared with Stefan and the fairies, they’re given far less attention and suffer for it, not being as wildly interesting as the film wants us to take.

Oh yeah, and Prince Phillip is here too. So much better this time around, and less screen time, but he never really bothered me an ink, especially with questioning how he doesn’t know Aurora well enough to love her. He seems more properly rounded than other characters! Such a strange world, Disney is.
  

Don’t give me that look, it’s your own fault for being a creepy stalker in the last film so we’re taking some...precautions. My movie, my rules bitch.

The story is good fun despite the number of flaws present in the film. Some of them do hurt the story to an extent, but the good stuff can outweigh that really well. There is something really enjoyable to take out of this film much more than Sleeping Beauty ever really did for me, despite the few missed opportunities here and there. It’s something I definitely wouldn’t mind watching again.

Story gets one full star.

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·         LOOK

As set design goes, like Sleeping Beauty, the film does go for a kind of medieval style once more with sort of bright colours in a dark background. Added to that however is the surreal nature of the Moors, bright and forest like with a shade of green in the sun at the beginning, and at night becoming dark again but with shades of light blue and purple standing out, giving it a trans-fluorescent feel.

I really do like the look of the Moors at night. The colours just work so much better in that situation and give more of an interesting side of that world in terms of nature and the creatures that appear in that setting. Not that that world in the day is bad, it’s still quite pretty but it does look like a generic good place for fairies to live in to a point, and wasn’t that much appealing. I’m not sure the camera shots worked in that respect, especially for the day time when Maleficent is flying because it doesn’t allow to take in the world you’re seeing before you. With the night time, it works better because you’re allowed to see the colours, you’re allowed to see the world before you. Well that’s what you get from being a production designer on a Tim Burton film.


Digitally removed are: Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter


In contrast we don’t see any of the human side of things, where it’s only the castle you see as opposed to any other world, and don’t really explore it that much. It is sort of bland because you don’t really get a feeling that this is an interesting place, or feel that much tension (which I will come to later in the acting part). If we got a bit more exploration in this area on par with the Moors stuff, it might have made for better viewing and perhaps more personality.

The only real character that does stand out in design of course yours truly. Oddly enough and sporadically, she changes into her famous get-up when at the Christening scene and for the most part she doesn’t look bad. The horns on her head are pretty cool to look at, and her clothing is pretty too, especially with some shots I do think in the right light give her some justice. But I think there is little hat she wears too, which for me is isn’t bad, but there were some moments I thought it didn’t add well to her look, and a little bit distracting. The other characters don’t have anything specific that stands out massively or sets them apart, apart from Diaval who has some crow’s feet features over his face.

Going back to camera shots for a moment, the way we are shown the worlds, characters, etc, there are a few shots I think are missing completely, and don’t really add up. Like Maleficent’s wings when they come back to her, you don’t see them fly over to her, you just see them pop on and she starts flying again. Missing shots like that create a discord of narrative without showing how things happen. You could argue that the audience don’t need to see that, because they will know the wings will pop back on, but then that’s another distinction of the difference between showing and telling. Showing that shot would help create a more visual experience, and less distracting.

That said, those shots are far and few in between. There are some really good ones like with Maleficent’s horns in the moonlight, but other than that, it’s all pretty serviceable. Nothing again stands out particularly here either, which is fair enough, it’s not as if I was expecting anything symbolic or anything in visual terms in this film.

So the look of the film has some really good moments and bad ones, falling somewhat in between. It’s not something that spectacular to look at, but for the few moments worth you will get some of your money’s worth of a good visual world to look at and not think it bad at all. Some stuff could have been more better, but it’s still ok all the same.

Half a star.

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·         ACTING

Acting wise, it’s more a mixed bag for me, some good performances here, with many a bad one thrown in.

Sharlto Copley as King Stefan is definitely a case of the latter. He doesn’t do a horrible job, but it’s definitely on the pantomime edge. The way he delivers his words makes him very incomprehensible when he’s yelling, more so in the middle at his soldiers when they fail to break through the wall of thorns. ‘NOTHING IS INDESHSTRUCHABLH’. Seriously, watch that scene back and tell me you don’t laugh at that. It probably doesn’t help that his character isn’t good to warrant our attention, in a written sense. It’s hard to remember anything else that he does good in this film, just how uninteresting he was and just going mad from the situation at hand. Not a good choice.
  
He won the Bane Award for Best Public Speaker this year, so that must be good. Right?


Elle Fanning as Aurora wasn’t bad, especially when you really see the facial expressions she delivers on her character. The excitement she gave when she is finally in the Moors, the sadness when she sees that Maleficent is the one that cursed her in the first place, she does manage to pull those off very well. Her delivery is a bit on and off at the same times. It can sound quite wooden at moments and isn’t always on par in the right moment of time. But it isn’t awful in anyway. You can hear the squeak of excitement in her voice when she calls Maleficent ‘fairy godmother’, and how you do feel the impression that she wants to stay in the world when offered, as well as being a little bit frightened of Phillip when she first comes across him. So Fanning does fine in the role. Little moments that can be off-putting here and there, but still all-round good despite what little of the character there is.

From what I could gather from the amount of little screentime, the three fairies were good. Nothing too spectacular to talk about. Imelda Staunton, Leslie Manville and Juno Temple are plain silly, but you can kind of tell they’re not taking it seriously and having fun with their roles. It’s a conflict where I still don’t like the characters, yet do think they retain some dignity in the acting. Some…dignity, not all of it. If they had more meat to their roles, maybe there would have been something more.

One person I don’t have a bad word to say about much is Sam Riley as Diaval. Maybe that’s because he is not as featured a great deal in the film and is underplayed nicely, but he is good in the role. His delivery is quiet, but can carry a whole range of either sarcasm, or not caring when it comes to being turned into an animal. I can also believe his excitement at looking at Prince Phillip as a means to break the curse, even if it doesn’t make any sense (they’ve just met pretty bird).This is the first time I’ve seen him act (I have Control on DVD but never watched it. I know, I need a life), and so far he left a good impression on me. Just hope it won’t be ruined in future films.


You haven’t seen Control? You have no life, and I think Mibs Bayliss would agree. WATCH IT!


So…Lara Croft as Maleficent. She is good in the role. Not great, just good. There are some moments where she is gold, like her delivery of the line: ‘What?’ when Aurora says she’s her fairy godmother, and how quiet she goes after she tries to revoke her curse, saddened it cannot be broken. One good moment too when she finds her wings gone, just the expression is enough to understand the execution of betrayal, although the shaking of her hands feels kind of generic. One of the problems is there isn’t enough to the range that Maleficent has for Croft to pull off. It’s more of a character thing because even though the acting is good, the character needs more to her. This is something I will come to in writing. It’s serviceable to the story and that’s good enough for the moment.

For what we have, the actors are all pretty solid in their roles, bar Copley. While they’re not all stand out in anyway shape or form, they’re not at all mostly terrible either. Riley is the better actor in this film for me, but even he cannot fathom my piss-taking of Sharlto Copley as King Stefan. Perhaps if the roles were better written, we would’ve seen something gorgeous on our hands, which is what I will come to next.

Acting in this case gets half a star.

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·         WRITING
On the writing side of things, there are definitely some things worth talking about, especially one thing that has cropped while looking up other reviews and Youtube.

When Maleficent loses her wings thanks to Stefan when they meet again after many years, that has been compared to the theory of rape. In one way I can believe that because she is drugged and forced to lose a part of her body to a man. It is a good idea to go with a protagonist who does seek revenge to take something precious to him later on, Aurora. The only issue I have is the ‘why?’ behind the ‘what?’. That is to say, back in story, Stefan is just written to be evil, there is no development to show the meaning behind his motivation. Even on first viewing, I didn’t take it as a rape scene, just taking her wings, and even than Stefan has no logical complexity to him. I’m sorry but this is botched writing at best, a missed opportunity sadly to make it more relatable.

In fact, you could argue that the writing is the one of the weaker aspects of the film. Going back to the Sleeping Beauty legend for a moment, retelling a story might not always be necessarily bad if done right. It’s done with reboots of films, telling a different perspective etc. I’m harking back to my Green Lantern rant from my Marvel vs DC article, because if you just add the elements of a legend to a film without weaving it in narrative to make sense, it’s just lazy. It really isn’t good enough to throw those bits in and just have people lap them up because they were in the original story. 


Dragons excluded….of course!

I don’t really want to be too harsh on it because I did find some sense of enjoyment in the writing, and how when it’s good, it’s really good. The true love’s kiss plot does make a hell of a lot more sense than in the original, not just because it adverts the staple of love, but why it came to happen in the first place. It’s a good twist to have, even if you can see it coming a mile off. Also they were a few lines that really made me sniff with laughter, like Maleficent staring blankly at Aurora when she says she’s her fairy godmother, and Diaval sort of pointing out true love in the form of Prince Phillip.

The only other thing is: As a fairy-tale, should it really matter about logic? I’m extending this to Sleeping Beauty too in this case, and well…it’s difficult because to me they’re both concerned with the emotional experience than logic, appealing to your feelings more than your logic. But with the different bits I’ve mentioned, and the fact that they’re both films, yes, there SHOULD be some amount of logic to it because it can make the story, and characters thus, more relatable and understandable. Yes, the act of rape or taking someone’s wings off is terrifying, but it’s not just the execution, it’s the mind-set of the person commiting the act that deserves some viewing of a kind.

So with that argument, does magic need some logic to it, like where does it come from, how does it work? Well again it’s complex, because we don’t readily question the fact that magic exists in Disney films, we just accept it.  Again, it’s more a case for appealing to emotion, not logic. It helps us get into the story a little bit more, and gives us some more tense moments. In addition too is the setting, where you’d expect some kind of magic to take place, like with Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter. They’re all fantasy worlds, and magic just seems the done thing, never fully understood and never fully questioned.

To sum up, there are many a missed opportunities in the film with regards to characters and such in writing. But it’s not overtly terrible, just something that could’ve been so much more if it had been tweaked in the right direction. Instead it’s just ok. I think I’m beginning to see a pattern here….

Writing gets half a star

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·         MUSIC
Now this is a bit more difficult, because where I can remember some of the music vividly from Sleeping Beauty, I don’t remember Maleficent’s soundtrack very well, upon first viewing. Some things did stand out but that’s it, thanks to James Newton Howard composition.

On hearing it properly, it felt more quiet than usual and quite generic, a tinge of peace and yet sadness at the same time, especially when Maleficent’s wings are cut off and Aurora on discovering the curse. I’m not sure about the same piece of music used for different situations, because it’s partly lazy, and partly because it doesn’t exactly fit the tone of emotion being portrayed on screen.

 

*I’m not sure I can hear the music Fairy Godmother, it’s too quiet.

*I think Justin Bieber had a hand in it, so they’re keeping it as low as possible.

*Oh….

*Yep, we need some dignity

I do get a feeling at watching different clips that the soundtrack is simply forced into the background, subsided by what is being shown on-screen, and not ALLOWING us to hear the emotions at play, if that makes any sense. It can be hard to listen when it feels like the focus is on the characters and nothing else, especially in some fight scenes. It doesn’t help to bring a better experience to the film, to me at least because you’re being forced to hear the dialogue and effects, not the music.

The only few times when you can really hear the music is when Maleficent is bringing the curse onto Aurora, bringing forth bombastic drums with a nice little beat, and violins to match too. I did enjoy listening to it because it does heighten the tension properly. Along with the scene of Aurora waking up, that little piece of music with violins and piano felt quite nice to listen to, especially with the chorus, but also felt just fine. Fine in a scene with such a believable relationship, is a bit annoying because it deserves much more. Another time is when before Maleficent gets her wings back, the music is again bombastic and awesome once more, before sort of teetering off back into the background again.

Believe it or not, ‘Once Upon a Time’ does make an appearance at the end credits, this time sung by Lana Del Ray. AND…It’s not that good. Fine but not that good. From the sound of it, they tried to make it more darker, but as a personal preference it doesn’t do for me. I’m not sure it suited Lana Del Ray’s initial style because even though she is a more of a darker singer, the tone doesn’t feel like it matches the lyrics because it’s meant to be a happy song about lust. Yeah, I’m sticking with lust, it’s basically what it is. But she does do a good job of it, I’ll give her that. The song, not lust. I don’t know her personal preference. Not sure I’d want to listen to it again really, just not a great deal interesting.


You can try, but it’s not working my dear.


As music goes, the music can be good if given time to breath along with the voices and other sound effects. But other than that, they don’t really feel distinct or memorable, which is a sad thing in this films case. I bet you I won’t remember it come this time tomorrow (Thursday).

Music gets no star.

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FINAL THOUGHTS:

As part of the…interesting new line-up of remaking Disney animated classics, this was an improvement over Snow White and the Huntsman. The acting for the most part is good, the story re-tread is good to go through, Maleficent is made more interesting and complex, and the world of the Moors too is really nice to look like on-screen, bringing a magical world into believability.

But I think many might agree that there were plenty of missed opportunities in this with regards to making truly memorable characters, to connect with its audience in a way that might actually make people think, oh this isn’t just mature for a Disney film, it actually says something that can connect to woman in particular. Alas, it does not, instead going for the execution except without explaining what the motivation was. The music would have been better too, if it was a bit louder on par with some of the other scenes. I don’t think it’s a terrible movie by any means, just not a great one, and that’s where the problem lies. It’s being held back and not allowed to explore deeper emotional territory that both women and men can understand.

In comparison to Sleeping Beauty however, I prefer this version over that one because on watching Maleficent, there is something here trying to get out and be liked. Maybe it’s a generational thing and the times we grow up in, or at least attempting to be a better story. In that it succeeds and fails at the same time. But we should at least admire what it’s trying to do, and lament how better it could have been. A good film, but with so much more held back.


Well…this is an awkward situation…you don’t happen to any children do you?


FINAL RATING:


2 ½ *


HALF AND HALF

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That's it for the month guys. See you in November! :)
 

Friday, 26 September 2014

I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream....

Welcome back to the Randomizer one and all.

So...I've been thinking (as ever) of doing another film review since my Gay Purr-ee one in April, in fact possibly starting another blog to review films specifically. Of course due to other plans and slight amounts of procrastination getting in the way, it hasn't happened. Yet. (Warning procrastination includes possibly not doing film reviews on the fly. Many apologies for the inconvenience). Today however, you'll just have to live with me doing a film review every once in a while.

As some of you may have seen, I have been going on through a Disney phase as of late.

Yep, I have been hording Disney films like the plague. Ever since I saw Frozen, I have been watching all sorts of Disney films from The Lion King to The Black Cauldron.....watch that film just the once, it's was just a disappointment. I can only promise you that much. It has been a fascinating experience to go through, seeing films I haven't seen in so long and finally watching films all the way through. The Hunchback of Notre Dame was one I was quite enthralled in as a child, still being one of my favourite Disney films of all time. Fantasia too is still a firm good film despite it tiring me out and not so enduring to me.

But those films won't be the focus of this review. The film I intend to review is this.



Sleeping Beauty. Why? Hey what else can I talk about on a night besides ripping apart your childhood films with great ease? I already did that to my brother, and now he's a crying wreck! But also and probably more importantly there is a certain fascination I have with the film, after watching it twice. Well it is one of Disney's classic films after all. Released in 1959 after almost a decade in production and based on the historic fairy tale by Charles Perrault (whom you might remember I talked about in my Fantasy for Children? Article last year), it is considered one of the best films released when Walt Disney was alive, with a current Rotten Tomatoes rating of 91 per cent, and an IMDB rating of 7.4.

Until I watched it, and...well this is what the review is for. I make no apologies and promises of insurances if you all at some point cry. Sorry Alice Beadle, I know you love Disney, but this has to be done, for the sake of all humanity. So without further ado, here is thus my review of Sleeping Beauty. I would say spoilers at some point, but I'm sure you all have seen it at some point in your lives. If you haven't....why?

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5 Star Review
-Story
-Animation
-Voice Acting
-Writing
-Music

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·         Story

The story as per the fairy story book seen in some Disney films, follows the three faeries Flora, Fauna and Merryweather as they come to the castle of King Stefan and Queen Leah (that's not made up, it is her real name. Never mentioned in the film though) to celebrate the long awaited birth of their daughter Aurora. However, one particular EVIL fairy called Maleficent who was forgotten/snubbed is pissed at not being invited and gives them her own special gift: death on her 16th birthday when she pricks her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. However, Merryweather uses a gift of her own to change the outcome: putting her to sleep instead. Knowing that Maleficent will find a way around their plans somehow, they disguise themselves as peasants and hide Aurora away for the 16 years.

Maleficent sends her raven Diablo to find her after her minions fail after searching cradles in that 16 year period. Aurora now named Briar Rose is sent out on her birthday to collect berries, while the three faeries prepare a dress and cake for the occasion. Aurora/Rose talks with some animal friends how she tricked the faeries how she's met a prince who will take her in his arms, and then she wakes up. As she dances with them, an actual Prince called Phillip begins to dance with her and they start to fall in love. However, the faeries (who used magic to sort their problems out when they screw up the dress and cake) say she is a princess and already betrothed. Whoops.

They take her back to the castle at sundown and give her a crown, but Maleficent (thanks to Diablo seeing the magic) manages to succeed in her plan, and even takes Prince Phillip later on. The faeries send the castle inhabitants to sleep, and go to Maleficent's castle to save Phillip. Despite Maleficent blocking his every move and turning into a dragon, Phillip kills her and kisses Aurora. Everyone in the castle wakes up and they all lived happily ever after.....until I came in.

I'll try to get the bad points out of the way first so that I have something happy to end on to make sure you all don't hunt me down.

The faeries...bug me. It's a bother that for all their innocence and good hearted-nature, they are not intelligent, especially in the middle of the film. I think it won't have escaped your mind for certain either. In the 16 year period they look after Aurora, they don't learn how to make a dress or a cake. Umm....I made a pizza in the shape of a dragon when I was 12, and that was 13 years ago. Just saying. In addition, they say she is betrothed already, though do fail to mention anything about Maleficent in anyway. That's....stupid. Be wide-eyed and innocent if you must, but at least show decorum for thinking other then planning.

Oh dear...there's no need to be rude you know!


Prince Phillip is creepy. Yeah, just throwing it out there, he is creepy. Not only does he dance with Aurora upon seeing her and being her 'once upon a dream', but he decides he's going to marry her not realising who she really is. Yes, that's the sign of true love alright. Lust before love kids! Interestingly I like to think he gets it from his father King Hubert, who looks as if he's drunk but it seems like he can hold his drink well and in fact a pompous arse.

His match.com profile includes hobbies as: Horse splashing, sword fighting and cock swinging


Aurora (not the main character) isn't much a character as much as she is more of a goal. She wishes for a prince, she gets it. She pricks her finger, Maleficent wins. She is kissed to be brought back to life, everybody else wins. For someone who is meant to be one of the main Disney princesses and part of the franchise, she hardly left that much of an impression on me, just a plot point for people to get their paws on. Something like a heist movie so to speak. Also falling for Prince Phillip doesn't really help matters, because love at first sight. Duh. You'd be hard-pressed to find something good to really say about Aurora in a character trait. Just a bore.

deeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppppppppp


Now for the good stuff, and sadly it's far and few in between. The only real characters I do like are King Stefan and Maleficent. Stefan is probably one of the most rounded characters in the whole story, despite being on-screen for around 10 minutes or bit more. He's worried about his daughter and not taking any chances to destroy every spinning wheel, and even being sensible about the prospect of marriage. Fair enough to me!

Maleficent is starting to grow on me as a villain. Her motivations aren't very strong for being snubbed off to start with, but as the film carries on the ways she comes up with for revenge are good. Her end plan is genius with a hint of vengeance, allowing Phillip to leave only after 100 years have passed, while Aurora remains young in endless sleep in an attempt to prove that "true love conquers all". To be honest, I found myself liking her a lot more than any other character, even supporting her at different moments. I think a lot of people will feel the same way as I do, though there might be a point that all the other characters are simply so off-putting, and she's the only thing to really care about. In fact, she is more intelligent than all the others combined! Also she turns into a dragon. I like dragons. There is one little nitpick. When she brings up the thorns around the castle, wouldn't it have helped if they could move? Blocking Phillip more? I don't know. All things considered, she is one of the best villains that I have seen on-screen in a Disney film ever.

Elegance, thy name is AWESOME!


Most of the action parts really take place right at the end, and it is good. It's more worth talking about in the animation section, but in a plotting sense, it helps create some tension. Maleficent never gives up in any sense of the phrase, still battering Phillip with all she has, yet Phillip and the faeries still put up a decent match for her (more the latter then the former). It is a good sequence to get into, sadly we all know what happens at the end. Everyone dies.....or at least that's how George R.R. Martin would have done it.

So as far as story goes it's not terrible, but it is certainly flawed. The characters aren't likable very much, bar King Stefan and Maleficent, because they're just very underdeveloped. You could make an argument that this was made for a very young audience in mind, like 5+. But for older kids and adults, there's nothing much of value to talk about in terms of story, just more of how awesome Maleficent is.

One interesting thing you could say is that it's an emotional experience, like you see what appeals to your emotional side and no logic plays a part in it at all. Sleeping Beauty however, doesn't exactly fall into that category, for me at least. It may have some things that appeal to emotional senses, like the "love story" and a pure villain, and many other parts you can easily match up to how you want to feel about it. But as a personal preference, even trying to feel the emotion when thinking about Phillip and Aurora, I still get an idea of creepiness. To be honest, I laughed at it the first time on re-watching it a few weeks ago. That probably says something about the film, and it's not a good sign.

Story: no star
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·         Animation
In contrast to other Disney films from the 40s and early 50s, Sleeping Beauty had a unique flavour of more stylised and sharper animation, though retaining some wide-eyed softness to it.

Medieval Tapestry


With medieval inspiration, the visual cues are quite bright and vivid so you can see how they melt into each other and mix nicely. However the picture itself is somewhat darkened, making the medieval world blacker and thus also more colourful in a strange way. Most of the backgrounds are very pointed and finely drawn, with little features dotted all around e.g. The forest scenes have branches that twist around like a spider's web and go upwards. Maleficent's castle has some diamonds drawn onto her throne which look rather suspiciously like dragon scales....hmmm. The visual cues don't look grating at all, giving the world a pretty look. I don't remember anything specific that really stood out in particular, just that it can look pretty and really purposely grimy at the same time.

As the three faeries give Aurora special gifts (or ego boosters), the animation changes to a wavy style, with use of paper-drawn birds and flowers that give a certain edge, and give another unique blend in the appearance of spells. Again, I don't think they're impressive as they can be, but I do find the spirals at the beginning really well done. In one weird way, they might be seen as a certain godlike power, transcending the boundaries of time and space. Perhaps they are.

Peter Capaldi will be having words for certain


Perhaps the biggest crime the film has is that despite the interesting colours and whatnot, nothing seems that spectacular about it. As a short film running at 75 minutes or roundabout, there was so little that really popped out for me, probably because everything seemed quite simple. It's not like I'm expecting something fantastic to come out from it, I just think that it could have been something more better, instead of just safe.

But the animated bits I do like are some of the action pieces. They're just done brilliantly at a well-balanced pace and allow for a good climax, although one shot of Phillip swinging his sword around like a lunatic always makes me laugh, but that's just a little nitpick. The way the lightning strikes is drawn beautifully as it hits the boulders and the castle, and the way Maleficent brings up her greatest power is very nice to watch as she just explodes into a fire breathing monster.  Some of the designs of the characters too I like. Maleficent is a really good design of purest evil, along with her dragon form. The faeries designs were nice to have separate colours, and different faces, but nothing so unique about them. King Stefan balanced out nicely with gold and black, and King Hubert obviously has style in red and orange, so at least you can make them out easily. I will admit too, Aurora's dress is pretty to look at too, so as a princess that's a given.

Thinking about it more, this film is more or less geared for younger kids, and the animation is more of a first-Disney film to watch before it can be chucked away with they're old enough. I suppose it's not really meant to be for adults in that respect because it's simple, but there are a few things I like from it, even if they are few and in-between.  So I'm not going to knock it easily, but it's definitely hit-and-miss.

(Interesting bit of trivia, Chuck Jones was also involved in some of the animated sequences in 1953, however uncredited for his work when Warner Bros. had shut down their animation studio for a while)

Animation = half a star *

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·         Voice Acting

The voice acting for the most part is pretty good. I can't remember any one particular voice that sounded terrible or bad at any point, just good for the most part.

Eleanor Audrey plays Maleficent (more praise!) to such great form. You can practically hear the emotion dripping from her as she can go from subtle to explosive all in the space of a second and when you properly listen to her, you can really listen to the voice seeping in your ear, hearing the almost diabolical tone set in your mind to replace sweet nothings in your head. I know it's all praise and hardly much problems with her at all, but there is something that just set Maleficent apart from all the others. Everything about her is almost done to perfection.

Aurora and Phillip, not so much. I don't remember them being too much of a bother, but really hearing them just feels...meh. Especially where Phillip is concerned. To me, Bill Shirley who played him doesn't sound right, and didn't really sound like he's THAT sorry after trying to join her in singing and dancing. Mary Costa as Aurora does sound nice in a meekish sort of way, but I'm not sure there's anything else to it. Just plain nice and not very playful. By the way, have you ever noticed that Aurora and Phillip never speak again after 38 minutes for the former, and only 6 minutes for the latter after. Aurora doesn't need that much a reason. She is put to sleep after all. Phillip...I prefer to think Maleficent cut his tongue out or something. Thank god!

Just hold him gently my pets...his voice will annoy you no longer soon enough.


The others voices are good in their own right. The actresses who play the faeries: Vera Felton (Flora), Barbara Jo Allen (Fauna) and Barbara Luddy (Merryweather) are pretty good at delivering the right amount of intelligence and innocence in their sound, more innocent of course with the characters. But again it's nothing really to get invested into too much. They're not perfect, but they do the job well. King Hubert and King Stefan are good too, but again nothing much to rave about. Bill Thompson as Hubert plays the blustering fool to good effect, cocky and very confident. Taylor Holmes in his final role as King Stefan plays an effective worrier, yet able to retain a coolness in his personality, someone who doesn't take things too lightly. He is one of the best side characters in the film. Yet I still have the feeling the voices are just serviceable. No more, no less. The actors and actresses don't necessarily make the roles their own, and so memorable to me. I hear the emotions coming out, but maybe there's nothing so...unique about it.

In the end, Maleficent is only more memorable because it felt more right to me than the others did, and it still grows on me. That is a personal preference however, and I'm sure many people will disagree with me about this. The voice acting isn't bad at all, but I don't really remember anything else feeling as powerful as Eleanor Audrey or perhaps Taylor Holmes. It's serviceable for a serviceable film, and that's the only thing I can take away from this film at best.

Voice Acting = half a star *

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·         Writing

The writing is a bit more interesting in respects to some little features, pacing and dialogue.

I want to talk about the history side of things first, yet as some of us will know, Disney's changing of history can be controversial to say the least (especially where Pocahontus is concerned). I will however give Sleeping Beauty the benefit of the doubt here because it is a fantasy picture with historical elements, and it is Disney after all. It's not for a line that Prince Phillip says to his father that he is going to marry a peasant girl and that: "This is the 14th century". Obviously it's a modern bit of dialogue, but I just laugh at it mainly because I like my history. If I wanted to be more cynical I would say: 'Well say this is the 20th century in the Deep South of America, I'm sure good old white folk will be much nicer to them black folk there once they realise their mistake!'.

But there was one little bit of detail that did interest me, historically wise. When King Stefan and King Hubert are drinking a toast to the children's home, Stefan says this line: 'One grander by far, than a palace in Rome'. That might not have much significance, except for the fact that all around the castle on the walls and tapestry, there is drawn a two-headed black eagle with a crown on its head on a golden background. That is the banner of the Holy Roman Empire and its Emperor, and the Empire's biggest territory was in Germany, always in conflict with the Pope in Rome. Now isn't that interesting? You have to give Disney props for their noting of historical detail in interesting little bits...except for a point that the two headed eagle as a banner didn't come in until the early 15th century, so I have to knock off a point for that, but other than that I'm not going to complain much.

Such is the way of detail.


Another bit that should be noted is the little nods to the original story. Aurora is taken away and given the name Briar Rose, you remember? Well, as it turns out Aurora and Briar Rose were taken from the original French and German names of the character in the story, Aurora from the original French writer Charles Perrault, and Briar Rose from the famous Brothers Grimm. Again, props to Disney for that.
The actual writing side doesn't always bring something creative, at least to my mind, however for some gems of dialogue. First, the faeries thinking out their plan on what to do about the curse, ending up with trying to keep her safe, and second is Maleficent's speech about how Phillip will hold his head up high as he goes to kiss Aurora, even though he will be over 100 years old by the time he is released, or even dead. Matching those words with the visual of him riding his horse slowly adds to Maleficent's drooling evilness as she teases him, without mercy. It sounds like this film was only made with Maleficent in mind! Yet, the writing isn't always that great, making the faeries look perfectly naive when they should be MORE intelligent in their own right.

The pacing of the film does flow well despite all the plot holes in existence. Whenever I have watched it, everything feels in place and nothing is drawn out or too small. Everything snugly fits in the running time, even the romance between Aurora and Phillip. Maybe that's just clever editing, or they are not as thoughtful as they might be, but I will not knock it too much because it is Disney. Their romances are like a weekend away to a different part of the world, boy meets girl on Friday, they come together on Saturday, and finally kiss on Sunday, or perhaps in the real world, have sex. Makes sense.

I won't say the writing is SO horrible, because I really don't think it's as strong as it could have been. But there are some real good bits of dialogue, and how it flowed almost to perfection. It is a missed opportunity to make it competent and perhaps a little more funny than it was, and I can accept that as it is.

Writing = half a star*

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·         Music

Oooooh....yay. Where I start with these songs? They.....aren't that bad. You thought I was gonna hate them didn't you? HA!

The one that does get stuck in my head is the 'Hail to the Princess Aurora' song at the beginning of the film. That song is so annoying addictive to settle in your mind because of the tune, but I have no other qualms with it. It is very bombastic and catches the tone of the moment as everyone comes out to celebrate Aurora's birth, with use of the violins and trumpets and drummer boys and joyful singers, even bells ringing in there somewhere. It's exactly the kind of thing you would expect to hear, more so than our royal family today.

Another piece I want to talk about is something that crops up whenever Maleficent is on-screen from time to time, a little tune that goes: 'do-doo-do-DOOOOO!' I'm calling it 'Maleficent's theme' because it is essentially hers and quite interesting, because it is playful in a strange way, yet dangerous. It matches her personality quite well, a sound that makes you feel uncomfortable and haunts you, allowing finally for an evil presence to chill you too. That's how Maleficent works in a way, because she is a jokey character with an edge of danger moving through her veins. It is essentially perfect.


But the most popular song from the actual film is 'Once Upon a Dream' performed by the two lead actors Mary Costa and Bill Shirley (I say leads, they're not really). It is a pretty good fantasy ballad, playing on the dreams of Aurora, using softer instruments this time (though I'm not sure what they are). Despite the feeling I get when both of them do the speaking parts, I do think they are very good singers, as they do gel with each other as they sing together. That's probably why they were chosen, because they were good singers more than when they are talking. The lyrics are ok too, giving a nice sense of fantasy to Aurora's mind as she dreams of a prince to take her in his arms. It won't grow to me so much I think, not because it's forced but because it's just good. Not a great song, but certainly not the worst.

DISNEY COMMANDS YOU!


The final battle between Phillip and Maleficent has some of the best music at their disposal, using quick drumming, trumpets and clashing of symbols to create a crashing atmosphere of battle between the two. It gets better as the scenes moves, becoming more epic and bombastic, so you can hear the great power that Maleficent has as she turns into a dragon at the end, and finally the final drumming as thus only remains her cape and sword plunged into the ground. It's one of the best music in a Disney film I have heard so far.

Just a flesh wound


The musical score was nominated for an Oscar, and I think you can hear why. It achieves a good balance of the right tones for the right moments in a flawed film. It doesn't necessarily save it for me, but it is enjoyable to listen to. It builds up the tension, gives a good deal of whimsy to some of the comedic moments, and is probably worth the listen to in your spare time. It's one of the few things that didn't disappoint.

Music = one full star *

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·         Final Thoughts...

Sleeping Beauty is not a standard Disney classic in my eyes. Despite the few good things it has in it, it is a flawed film with some silly moments, daft characters and a story that really needed to be worked on more before it even got to the animation stage.

BUT, I don't think it really a film for me, it is a film for younger kids and I get that. The story isn't so complicated to get into, yet it is something that can be messy, swept under the carpet so no-one can notice the mistakes shown on-screen. Whether younger kids will notice any mistakes on-screen, I don't know. The faeries are one of the biggest flaws on-screen, and it bugs me how too innocent they are, TOO innocent. There's a difference between innocence and idiocy, and I think it's more of the latter. The animation, voice acting and writing are not perfect by any standard, but there are a few gems to at least keep one's attention while watching. The music is one of the few awesome things that can keep your attention, and give you something to appreciate more than the other stuff really ever could.

If there are any other adults who love Sleeping Beauty, more power to you. I think it's not one I'd want to come back to so often. It's not a terrible film by any means, but the flaws it has can be very glaring, for me at least. So thus Sleeping Beauty can go back into the DVD pile to remain and sleep, and I ain't kissing it anytime soon.

By the way Maleficent is awesome. That's it. I think I've praised her enough!
                                                                                        
Shut up baby I know it!


FINAL RATING:

2.5 *

HALF AND HALF

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That's it for September! Next month, I might do a Halloween Special.....or not. Whatever floats my boat. See you all very soon!

Friday, 29 August 2014

The Irish Traditional Music Pub Crawl

Welcome back to the Randomizer!

After my small stint in jail for crimes against Monty Python as you may remember from last night, I noted that my next article will be in disguise as a feature on Irish Traditional Music. Well here it is!



Irish Traditional Music and Song is a very powerful form in its own right. As a genre, it has stirred the political hearts of men and women, showed mournful ballads that have been replicated throughout the world in different languages, and given its homeland a sense of national pride in its wake. Certain bands like The Chieftains, Thin Lizzy and The Dubliners have played and recreated classic Irish folk tunes to dance and party along to in various circumstances, but of course there are songs that define the political tensions that Ireland and Great Britain have shared with each other for a very long time, with the revolutionary attempt in the Irish summer of 1798, to the gaining of the Irish Free State independence after two years war against Britain after World War I, and more recently for those of a certain generation, living through the period known simply as 'The Troubles'

Being descended from an Irish ancestor, I have been given a contract of bragging rights in liking Irish Traditional Music, only superseded by someone with an Irish family member, or by an actual Irish person. That should be a rule if it hasn't been implemented! Anyway, my taste for Irish Traditional Music has been a long time coming, since oddly enough hearing it first and foremost from the Folk Metal Band Cruachan. Little did I realise at the time that one of their songs from the album 'Folk-Lore' would become one of my favourite tracks, which I will come to in time.

Since then, I have immersed myself into this part of Irish culture to an extent, enjoying and being intrigued by the people or peoples who inspired such songs, and today I want to share that experience with you all. My hope for you is you will find this a fun little article in exploring the historical inspiring music and share my favourite tracks with you all so far. Irish Traditional Music is becoming a big passion for me in learning about the various track origins, how they're composed and how influential they have become, turning the genre into a worldwide cultural phenomenon. So let's get our shoes on and take the rocky road to Irish Traditional Song.

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First things first, let's stop for a Guinness at this pub here, and I'll tell how I got into Irish Traditional Music in the first place, and talk about the various Marches of Ireland's Past.



(Just a little trivia: Guinness should only be drunken in Ireland as a rule in life, not just for around the world).

You remember my 'Get Drunk and Listen to Folk Metal' article from last year? If you haven't, what are you waiting for? If you have, well done!

Cruachan was one of the bands I talked about from that article, one album being 'Folk-Lore', the other being 'Blood on the Black Robe'. While 'Folk-Lore was the first album I brought, I thought the songs were of original material, not with a few song covers throughout. Little did I know. But 'Blood on the Black Robe' was the first album that got me into Irish Traditional music, because of this little beauty here:



Brian Boru's March is quite the epic track. The drumming, the guitar, everything about it is so awesome!

However as I discovered last year after buying the album, this is just one version of the song. Looking up on YouTube and other sites, it is possible that this particular song, among others, is actually over one thousand years old. You read right, 1000 years.

Brian Boru was High King of Ireland in the 11th century, defeating an Irish-Viking alliance at Clontarf in 1014, 12 years after he became king. It might be possible that the song sprung about then or at some point during his reign. However, this is all speculation and there is no concrete evidence that the song was sung then, though there might be the point that songs weren't necessarily written down and everybody who knew the tune and play an instrument could do it. I took it as the song being made at his time period and surviving for many generations to this day, so I would like to stick by that assumption, at least until further notice.

The song itself has been covered by numerous musicians. One famous version is by The Chieftains, which I found on YouTube.



I like this version, hearing nice rhythm of the drums at the back, and the pipes that are a constant until near the end when it's replaced with a nice flute. I'm not sure what the pipes actually are, but as a guess they might be Uilleann pipes, simply because The Chieftains are Irish. I don't like it as much as the Cruachan cover, but it's still an enjoyable traditional version to listen to. In one way, it gives you a sense of history into hearing what  the song could have sounded like in the intervening 1000 years, which might have been possible with the flute, though the Uilleann Pipes were not invented until much later.

One particular instrument it might have been first played on is the Celtic Harp, as played recently by Loreena McKennit from her album, The Wind That Shakes The Barley:



Hearing this version all the way through only on Tuesday, it is very well done. The harp fades into the background somewhat after the beginning, but you can still pick it up at different points amongst the violin, flute, concentina, and even a banjo is thrown in there (to me it sounded like one). I think I'm starting to like this version too because the way McKennit played it harboured a kind of beauty in it, very soft and fantasy like. Compared to the tone of Cruachan and The Chieftains, theirs is more aggressive and perhaps more prideful, echoing the fact the song is purely Irish at heart. You can hear the nationality grow out of McKennit's version I think, but the mixture of instruments give it a unique kind of flavour. No doubt I'll be adding it to my song selections in future.

In addition to this legendary High King of Ireland, other chieftain clans have their own specialised march songs. One song I came across on YouTube was O'Neill's Calvary March, played by Sean O'Riada in this video.



From the onset, you can hear the intense delivery from the drumming of the popular Irish instrument, the bodrain, as the flutes build up the angry, commanding power and finally all other instruments come in for the crescendo about a minute into the song, not stopping for you to catch your breath until right at the end. Like Brian Boru's March, it could have a long history, dating even further back to the 10th century with the rise of the O'Neill clan as Kings of Ulster, lasting until the early 1600s. I don't know if it will appeal for many people's taste in music because of the fast paced rhythm and non-stop playing, but for me it isn't a bad song. The flute playing is lovely, and the pipes in the middle really grip you with its majesty. But I will admit it never really gripped me as much as Brian Boru's March did, probably because of the particular tone O'Riada went for when he played it. I know The Chieftains have their own version, but again it felt slightly off-putting and didn't grip me again. If you like the song, good on you! May the O'Neill dynasty smile on you.

The third and final march song I will talk about is O'Sullivan's March.



Now the history behind this song I'm not too sure about, whether it has its traces from the actual O'Sullivan clan itself, or from the clan's historical march of 1603, when O'Sullivan Bere led 1,000 of his clan for safety in a harsh winter, and only a handful survived to reach a friendly rebel's castle.

I have only heard two versions from the Chieftains so far, one from their own repertoire, the other from the Rob Roy film soundtrack. But they are pretty much the same in all respects, the difference is the tone being higher in the Rob Roy version then the original. For personal preference I prefer the Rob Roy version, because it just sounds better to me.



The drumming again helps to build the song up, with the addition of more drumming thrown in, and then the pipes play, airing a sort of tragedy to you with its simple tune, then bringing in the other instruments to join  in, with the drums all the while being in the background, subtle and perhaps foreboding for what's to come. The flute-playing I like in general because there is that softness to hear for a clan eager to show off its gracefulness, or keeping heart as its members are led through the length of Ireland. Hearing the song over and over for me, it does sound more appropriate for the March of 1603, against the forces of nature, other warring clans, and of course the English, as they are attacked over and over, only to survive by the skin of their teeth. But for the moment, it is only opinion so far so it's only as far as I can go. Still it is a nice little theory, for songs to connect with the history of people. O'Sullivan's March is a good little song, better then O'Neill's Calvary March, enjoyable to listen to, and perhaps endearingly tragic.

The Marching Songs are pretty good starting points for traditional Irish Music because in a unique way, these songs ARE Ireland;  Always connecting song and history together, representing Ireland's ability to never lose sight of its own past: proud, hurt and above all, legendary. No matter what happens for Ireland in future, it seems assured that this country will always remain constant and un-wielding in its enduring way of life.

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Right, we drained that pub of its contents, let's move down to the next one, and I'll talk about a few of the traditional songs I've heard so far.



Listening to the German medieval folk band Faun on their latest album Von Den Elben, I was made curious by their song Wilde Rose, which while had a nice tune and good intstrumentation, had the inclusion of battle sounds in. For a while I was taken aback by this track, confused at why such a sound was there.

Leaving that to one side, I did come across the track some time later without realising it until much later, under the name that may be familiar to some people: Siuil A Run.



This song in particular has become one of my favourites for its tender subject matter, and relaxed yet humbling tune. It has been covered many times in the years it has existed, with Faun as I've mentioned and Saorise in Australia, even in Japan (I think). The lyrics tell of a woman whose love has gone to war and despite being upset about it, she would sell all she had to buy him a sword of steel, and beg for bread with her petticoats red, until her parents wished her dead. Wow, I wish someone before could have said, otherwise I would have new tunes to shred, with my air guitar and pillow in my stead. (Before you asked, I cheated :P). That 's the gist of the lyrics, but there is a kind of catch: Siuil a Run can either include certain lyrics, or leave them out. Therein lies a bit of a problem, especially with its origins.

One blog claims the song dates back to around the Battle of the Boyne, where James II the ousted king of England and fellow Irish Jacobite supporters fought the newly installed William III and lost, and after signing a treaty two years later, the Jacobite army under Patrick Sarsfield left for France, referred in Irish History as the Flight of the Wild Geese. There is a verse set for the song that goes:

And now my love has gone to France
To try his fortune to advance
If he e'er comes back, tis but a chance

Now that would make sense if the soldiers who had left for France would love to return to their homeland, yet could not since English settlers had moved into Ireland some time after they left.  

There is a second theory that should be taken with a pinch of salt that it relates to Bonnie Prince Charlie, the man who returned from France to Scotland and actually invaded England successfully while English were off in Europe, only to be turned down by his own council to move onto London, and turned back into Scotland. When pursued by the English Army, he fought them at Culloden, and lost badly. He found a ship back to France and lived out the rest of his life there. I used to think that the song would have related to him, and with Jacobites living in Scotland it would make sense, except for one thing that I rather foolishly did not think of: The song is Irish. If it was Scottish, wouldn't it have been noticed in the romanticised interest surrounding the Bonnie Prince, as well as possibly being passed down in generation? In learning experience, I'm more inclined to believe the former theory now then the latter. Still whichever origin you read up on and believe, it shouldn't take away the liking for the song.

I would say the version I enjoy the most is by Connie Dover. Her voice does take some getting used to, but the music is soft and slow paced, with one of THE best sounding flutes I've ever heard. Here's the video for your viewing pleasure:



Now my next favourite is a great little track about a man who travels from his home in Tuam and ends up fighting in Liverpool with the boys from Galway. Hearing the 'Folk-Lore' album from Cruachan years back, I had little interest because I could hardly understand a word in it. But behold my ignited interest in this beauty: The Rocky Road to Dublin. Here is the High King's version so at least you can least what they're saying at least!



Written in the 19th century, The song is about a man who leaves his home of Tuam in Galway County to become a migrant worker, travelling  through to Mulligar where he is laughed at for his clothing style, finally arriving in Dublin and his bundle being stolen, but no one can understand his Connaught accent, so he jumps onboard a ship bound for England and danced to keep his spirits. When he arrives in Liverpool, he has finally had enough of people taking the piss and flies at the jokers with his shillelagh, joined in by the boys from Galway. After that, who knows?

This has been a good song to get into because it is a fun, quite fast paced number you can belt out of your mouth in joy, tap your feet to or just full on dance in plain view of whoever happens to see you. Interestingly when researching its history, I had found that two original verses had been dropped from most of the contemporary versions it seemed, and the chorus had changed too. From the sounds of someone actually singing the original verses, they might have been hard to sing because in tune, the words can be a tongue twister. Also I have yet to find someone who can sing the original chorus, but from being used to the one I've heard, it might sound a little better than the one you can hear nowadays, but it can leave with less breath than intended. For those interested, here's the original chorus:

For it is the rocky road, here's the road to Dublin
Here's the rocky road, now fire away to Dublin

The High Kings version is one of my favourite versions of the song, because it is such a great tune to hear. The singing is really good as all four of them hold their own, and the instruments are not distracting at all, coming in at different points to add to the overall happy tune, even with a little instrumental with the violin and flute playing together. It does also have a bit of an epic feeling about it with those little whooshes that appear during one of the choruses, and in the middle of the last verse. It is one of the best songs to get into because the songs is quite clear to listen to and after a few times, you just might be able to sing along properly too!

Another version I quite like is the Liam Clancy and Tommy Makem version by, simply starting with a quick flute instrumental, before they jump headlong into the song. While not using that many instruments, it doesn't feel detracted from the experience, instead giving it a more homely feel, like if you were up at the pub or something. It did take me a while to get into it properly (though still distracted by the thought that Makem looks like William Hartnell) but I have a kind of appreciation for how well done the song is, though this one doesn't leave you with much breath afterwards. You'd probably need to use your diaphragm to its full extent.

 

The third and final song I have recently heard, but not a big fan of (yet) is The Rising of the Moon, though it is growing on me.



The song has its history in the 1798 rebellion, when the United Irishmen carried out their plans to take their country away from English control with the signal of seizing mail carts outside Dublin. Those outside the capital rose up and took the town of Wexford as a base, then won a crushing victory at Oulart, sparking new rebels to rise up around Dublin, Antrim and Down. Soon though, the rebels soon met defeat after defeat. Antrim rebels quickly drifted away as soon as they had risen, Down rebels were routed (its leader hung outside his front door), and eventually the rebellion was mercilessly pounded at Vinegar Hill. After the rebels had piked 100 loyalists to death on Wexford Bridge in response, the army gave their retribution in kind, executing the leaders. The rebellion was over, but again as so often in Irish history, blood poured around like spilled milk over the hills and shamrocks. The Irish Parliament was shut down, replaced effectively by the Offical Union with Britain only three years later. Ireland would not be independent until well over a century later.

The Rising of the Moon was written long after the actual event, by J.K. Rowling....oh sorry Casey. J.K. Casey. Easy mistake to make! The song talks of a man who meets with Sean O'Farrell at night-time(might be just a name made for the song, but someone correct me if you know better), and hears that O'Farrell has his orders to call for the pikes to come together at the old river spot , and to whistle a marching tune. Soon 1000 rebels come together, their hearts in sync to fight against the British army come daylight, and the Green Flag flying above their pikes as they strike up the marching tune and fight for freedom.

Now I have heard different variations recently. The Clancy Brothers version is very good, especially (as ever) the flute, and the singing is fantastic to hear, though as a personal preference maybe a lighter voice could be nicer but that is a nitpick. The Dubliners version though puts me off slightly, but it is still a good song. Main singer Luke Kelly's voice is powerful enough to carry the joyous patriotism recorded in the song, though the man singing in the chorus as well as Kelly is a little distracting. But so far my favourite version is by The High Kings, as they start off slowly, and build up the tune into a fast paced hit as the guitar, drumming and flute come together brilliantly and make it quite a fun little song to clap to, despite the tragic theme.



Although there is one thing I had noticed: Some of these bands have omitted the original sixth verse. The sixth verse talks about the rebels eventual defeat, but their spirits remained hearty and the song asks who will eventually rise in their footsteps at the rising of the moon. Not entirely sure why the three bands don't include the verse in the song. My guess is it could be for historical purposes since Ireland is its own country now, or perhaps when composing the song they can't fit it in anywhere. But for all intents and purpose, I'm really not complaining much, the song is still good to listen to in its contemporary manner.

Like the Marching songs, these songs endue a great connection in Ireland, not just in history, but emotionally and politically. They run a deep cord in Irish History that really I don't think can run anywhere else, especially in England at any rate (at least that's my thinking for the moment). 'Siuil a Run' and 'The Rising of the Moon' show the deep significance that Ireland has in recognising its own past, and never forgetting the tragic spirit that the rebels of 1798 and perhaps the Wild Geese a century ago, while 'Rocky Road to Dublin' shows on the other hand, how Ireland can be divided amongst its own people instead of being united, mocking the man for his clothing and style, only to lose his temper and eventually be helped by his own county men. It is then a showing of historical community in Ireland, whatever creed or colour, and adds to my final thought for this blog.......

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Ok, here's the final pub for the night, and thus my final thoughts.



Allow me to make a comparison with our own musical tastes to start with. Irish traditional music forms a deep connection with its history, creating a deafening culture that succeeds anything that Britain has to offer, and still retains a significant impact around the world, especially at home. When I was in Dublin in March this year, I got a taste of that fantastic live music playing while eating my dinner at a pub/restaurant south of the River Liffey. I heard all sorts of songs that I had heard in times past, listening to covers of famous songs, new breeds of songs and very much enjoying myself all the way. I'll admit to not liking all the bands that played up on the stage, but I felt a culture that gave joy and speciality to the patrons.

Britain however lacks a community sense of spirit in musical terms. Don't get me wrong, we do have a load of historical bands that we treasure and enjoy listening to everyday, but what we lack is the connection with our past, with anything that's...well historical, nothing that connects us to who we are as a nation. We associate bands with different decades: Beatles = 60s, Led Zeppelin = 70s, Queen = 80s, Oasis = 90s, you get the picture, and they have made songs considered the greatest, but the problem there is, those bands and songs do not connect with our country, in remembering who we are and what we used to be.

Let me put it this way, Ireland has endured many tragedies and events that survive in song, showing the spirit of people and the stories behind them. We do not have any of that. We have songs that tie us up emotionally to personal situations, how women can wiggle their butts and how we shouldn't look back in anger, NOT anything that connects us to our past. In one way, it's an individualism vs collectivism thing. We have lost sight of a community way that, from frankly ridiculous stories of Islamic terrorism taking over our country and a North/South divide for example, we have become split apart as a nation, and those songs do not shed a reminder of who we are as a nation.

My second point is developing my understanding on how deep the traditional music culture goes in Ireland. Believe me, listening to the songs, Ireland is way ahead of its time in connecting. The March songs of Brian Boru, O'Sullivan and O'Neill still being played today show how much of a respect Ireland has for its own culture and damaged history, never forgetting those people who made Ireland what it is today, thanks to bands like The Chieftains and The Dubliners. The songs of political significance cut a deep mark in Irish history, perhaps forcing Ireland to never forget the pains and troubles it has gone through, thanks to our shenanigans and heavy victories we have had on Ireland. Here lies another problem:  We simply don't care, as a nation. We don't grow up with this music of remembrance, and that is a sad thing.

What I have learned from Irish traditional music is how significant it is in history, and present mind. It is still a developing taste for me certainly, and I don't want to forget about it becoming deeper in my mind than it has ever been. It is a way of life that needs to be experienced for anyone who has even a passing thought in this type of music. If you haven't enjoyed any of the music you heard in this article, I urge you to least understand the power these songs do have in the greater scheme of things. If you have enjoyed them, then perhaps we can buy a pint of beer and sing our merry way all through the night, and create a more mutual understanding, at the rising of the moon.



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That's it for the Randomizer this month. Take care of yourselves and see you all next time!