Saturday, 25 May 2013

Psychopathic Rabbits and Transvestite Chicks

Hello one and all! Welcome back to the Randomizer As you will remember, it's been a fortnight since I wrote my Margaret Thatcher article, to some supportive comments from friends on Facebook. Since that time I have been focusing on my book writing to make up with the length of time I took with the article. But now normal service should be resumed right.

So I've been thinking now to just lower the tone a little bit and talk about rabbits. Yep, rabbits. They are quite the annoyingly cute kind of animal aren't they? So lovely, probably nice to cuddle, always hopping about in the countryside and breed as fuck. And as Watership Down tells us, they actually have their own language called Lapine. Whether this makes as or more intelligent then dolphins remains to be seen (I prefer that because if dolphins were so intelligent, wouldn't they be saying we're awesome?)

But there is a TV show about rabbits partaking in crazy adventures ranging from simply being in a police jail to going through the floors of a department store and going into a forest. And it's made in Japan. Make of that what you will. And this is called: Usavich.


A show that is for those of a specific taste, it's a silent comedy (albeit some speaking roles from few characters) with a lot of slapstick moments, facial expressions that add to the comedy, and even transvestite chickens! Not something you see everyday, unless you're on Youtube most of the time. It is a strange series at times because of the surreal situations that open up before you. But personally I find it enjoyable. I keep bringing myself back to it and I can't explain why! Maybe it's because I find it a guilty pleasure in its inherent silliness. Oddly enough, the series does have Russian elements in it, if not being set entirely in Russia! Well, if vodka isn't the give-away I don't know what is.

I first came across this show when I went down to the Steel City (or Sheffield as it's more commonly known) for a friend's birthday do and the first place we hit was a little rock place called West Street Live. Unfortunately it was akin to the 80s club Reflex in York, in that it was where all the old people congregated and it was soooo crowded. Urgh. But one thing stopped me from going mental in that place and it was Usavich, playing on the TV screens in the place. I remember being so bemused by it that I kept it in my mind despite drinking to forget (mostly from West Street Live :P). And I have been keeping up to date with it for the most part, or at least trying to. It does come from Japan, so videos of recent seasons are hard to come by.

Currently there are four seasons to watch on Youtube, with season 5 still currently being shown on different channels all over the place. So after I've finish discussing the series with you lovely people, hopefully you will go watch it and be either become a fan, or just think it's mentally insane. Which it is, but that's not the point.
So here we go with talking about Usavich.

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First, let's talk characters.

The two main characters of the series are called Putin (Ha!) and Kirenenko. Both of them wear near identical prison clothes, with different colour schemes to differiate between them (Putin wears green and Kirenenko wears red).

Putin (Ha!) is a playful, yet so innocent creature who gets caught up in troubling events in the first place. He is also a very bad lightweight; anything alcoholic drink he has turns him drunk.


He's not hopelessly naive though, as his mechanical skills do help get him and Kirenenko get of tough situations. And he is a cook too, as long as no one fucks up the cooking (which can happen behind his back).

Kirenenko on the other hand is the complete opposite. He was part of the Mafia along with his twin brother Killnenko, but was sent in prison and shared a cell with Putin (Ha! Sorry I'll stop doing that). He is a quiet rabbit and likes everything in order. But if one crosses a line, he gets angry and promptly beats them up. And if he pushed too far, he goes into RAGE MODE and destroys those who did the pushing.


He is also a character who does not die easily, since he has been:
·         Poisoned
·         Shot
·         Near-beheaded
·         And possibly clubbed.

But it's not impossible to kill him and on a few occasions that has exactly happened whether by Putin accidently, or drug intake or even sliced in half. However he is revived easily as well if quick about it.
He also has an obsession with sneakers, which is what covers the finale of season 1, and the whole of seasons 2 and 3. But this obsession does lead to some revelations of his past in the season 3 finale. The villain in that season,  Zuruzorofu (try saying that 3 times) had met Kirenenko and Killnenko beforehand. And was the original orchestrator in blowing them up! Luckily the twins were repaired and continued leading the mafia. Well Killnenko did since Kirenenko was in jail.

The two main characters are joined pretty early in Season 1 by the first sub-character, a transvestite baby chick called Comaneci, who really does nothing but gets eaten and attempts to look pretty. 


He's just there to get all the abuse :P. Whenever he sees his mother (possibly father) he cries at the prospect of a reunion! Which goes well. Actually it doesn't, the mother gets cooked in some fashion. He does get killed on a few occasions, but like Kirenenko he does come back to life. In season 4, he even gives birth to his own chick and dies straight after, becoming a ghost. He gets deserted by the crew, until he finds them in the forest. Where strangely enough, he merges with his chick into an egg and reborn. Believe me, it's the only part in the series I find strange. These chickens must like inbreeding or something.

The second character who joins two episodes after Comaneci is a frog called Leningrad, who also does nothing much other then eat Comaneci and croak. 


I say much, because in every 5th episode he sets off a musical trend that lasts for the whole duration of that episode. Other than that, he just sits around. His family lives in the forest in Season 5, consisted of his mother Sharapova and his father. Not sure if Sharapova is meant as an insult or just a comedic factor. We don't get much detail about his father except for the fact he eats anything.

The last character to join the group is the robot Mekanenko, introduced 2/3rds of the way through in season 3. 


He was built by Putin fast after Zuruzorofu (still saying that 3 times?) sent troops to kill them. He manages to scare them off, but subsequently shocks Putin and a resurrected Kirenenko for fun. The whole of Season 4 revolves around him and putting his mechanical side to good use as many things such as a washing machine, video game machine, video phone and simply cleaning the windows. Unfortunately in the penultimate episode, he gets beaten up by RAGE MODE Kirenenko and sent in the trash. But he was rebuilt into the duo's car and driven off into the forest.

These characters are probably the reason WHY I keep watching them so much. They are superbly silly, surreal and sadistic in a cartoon sort of way. It's like the Japanese equivalent of Loony Tunes or Tom and Jerry, so over-the-top in a good way. If I had to pick a favourite one, Kirenenko would be it. I enjoy his violent streak and how he can come out on top even if everything is against him. And his facial expressions are simple: calm, angry, RAGE MODE. It's how he lives his life. I wouldn't mind a Kirenenko plushie actually (my birthday is tomorrow ;) I don't mind waiting :D ). Also I do love the Google Translation that is given on the Usavich site: Not interesting in Putin sharing at all. I think I wouldn't too.

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Now I'm going to do a Season-By-Season review, which does not come as spoiler-free. If you wish to avoid seeing these, then you may skip ahead! Otherwise, if you're interested in what happens, you have been warned.

Season 5 will not be included as to my knowledge, there is no complete version on Youtube. So unfortunately it will not be graced with us tonight. Also I don't think each of the seasons even do have a specific name, though the episode titles do. So for unofficial purposes, I'll be using the episode titles for the Season name.

Season 1- Time for....


The first season is set in prison, where Putin and Kirenenko go about their prisons lives in relative steadiness. They are constantly looked on by The Prison Guards, yellow rabbits that hide behind doors and give the prisoners their food, showers and exercise regimes. Don't worry, Kirenenko has his daily beating up sessions with them. In the finale, Kirenenko comes across some sneakers in his magazine and decides to go get them. By breaking out of the prison. Make sense, I don't think the Prison Guards would want to see him again! Putin instinctively follows him into a car and they drive off for their adventure on the road.

Animation wise, it has good points and bad. The only bad thing is, it does feel clunky at times like when Putin is doing his cosack dance on his bed at the start of most episodes. But for the most part, it is pretty awesome. The things that do really stand out are the fast-paced moments. The musical episode is so enjoyable as it brings a lot of comedy out with fly-swatting and the dancing which are superbly done! And whenever Kirenenko gets angry, the pace is sped up fast.

The designs are pretty good, and make everything seem huger. Kirenenko is a brilliant example because as he becomes more angry, you can clearly see what will happen. And his RAGE FACE is fantastic. At the moment it comes on screen, you can pretty much see how screwed everyone is. The deep yellow eyes, the fanged mouth, the red centre in his mouth; It is a face to fear. And love at the same time.  Though whether he holds up with the cute Killer Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, we'll have to wait and see.

And now we come to cultural references. Like Penises. I'm not making this up, honest! There are lots of penis gags (OK, too far!) in the show. In episode 4, the guard actually has a water spray placed conveniently right at the bottom of his door and takes pleasure at spraying Putin at one point. At least the water wasn't yellow........did I just write that? Oops.  I don't know if it was meant to make it a real world kind of situation where rabbits have a Johnson on their person, but it's because Japanese animators have always had a thing for making graphic depictions of situations. It's happened in Yu-Gi-Oh, Hayao Miyazaki films and even Pokemon (which strangely enough caused a real-life graphic depiction with the banned Porygon episode). Watching the penis references will be a kind of distraction for Western audiences because we don't see those references anyway on TV or anything (apart from Game of Thrones to be fair, they're always flying around). On the plus side, the penis jokes are less referred to in later seasons so you may carry on in peace.
As I've said before, most of the humour comes from the character's personalities and they are very good in this season. The way they're introduced at the start gives you from the off the impression of what they are like.

Putin is pretty naive to the core, like when he's opening all those colourful doors only to reveal the implementations of death behind them. He's kind of like George in Blackadder Goes Forth, unbelievably optimistic and happy with life. But of course like the fish slapping him in the face, he gets a great amount of abuse thrown at him.

Kirenenko probably isn't as psychopathic to begin with, but he is pretty angry and provokes some great reactions from the guards, like bricking up the wall whenever he lets loose. He practically owns them in every respect. And that's kind of a problem I have with the guards themselves. They are pretty stupid with handling him and are really the ones that reveal how invincible Kirenenko really is with their incompetence. There's nothing wrong with that because they do create a good foil to him, but I don't consider them very rememberable.

Finally, the music. The main theme that appears is so bland and uninteresting. It's really just a standard introduction and setting tone. Though I suppose if you think about it, it's probably used right when nothing is actually happening. When finally the action occurs, the tone is amped up quickly and does add to the moment well. Kirenenko has his own simple bass beat theme and it sounds good, but I don't think it matches his character perfectly. Unlike his RAGE MODE, which does include the sound of an electronic alarm blaring out as a warning of ass-kicking ahead.

The first season is a good starting point, but some bits bring it down a notch sadly from making it perfect. There are a few good episodes to check out like the musical one and the penultimate one where the RAGE MODE is there for to all. It's a harmless tale and does a good job in setting up the story arcs for the coming seasons ahead...


Season 2- Watch for....



On the road, Putin and Kirenenko come across their new villains for the season, Boris (left) and Kopuchefu (right.....Why couldn't he have Vlad or something?) who try to capture them, with varying failures that involve them either being smashed or blown up, even somehow being forced to drag the car along! Only Kirenenko could do that! Putin makes some modifactions to the car by adding new tyres, a airplane engine (courtesy of you-know-who) and some armour to it. Kirenenko in the mean-time reads his magazine and goes on the war path when it gets destroyed. They finally end getting to the big city, after an all-out brawl with the police.
The animation does get better in this season! The expressions especially with Putin are priceless you go through the season. The final episode delivers one of the best pieces, and everything gets thrown at you! The police cars chasing them is hilarious, Kirenenko taking every single of them down is brilliant and even though his RAGE MODE is glimpsed briefly, it's a good sight to see.

Design wise, cars and tanks and airplanes take a lot of precedence here. And some of them are pretty cool. The car Putin and Kirenenko drive in is not very interesting, but with the modifications added later it becomes pretty sweet to have as a ride. All the police ones however are cool off the bat. The army tank they use is very well done and turns like a beauty, so much better than their police one.

I must admit, one thing that threw me off was Leningard wearing red pants. .....just why? As I'll explain later, it's not the best look to have, especially on a frog. It's the one thing I'd consider a major design issue. On the other hand, it might be part of the surreal world that makes it strangely unique, if you get what I mean. But personally...I'm not entirely sure. It jsut feels awkward.

On a higher note, the villains are so much better than the prison guards. No matter how hard they get their asses handed to them, they do not give up and continue to persist in their capture of the duo. Of course they fail but it's all done spectacularly. They also keep pushing up the ante somehow via means of rocket launchers, machine guns and the tanks as I've talked. They get so desperate to capture them and still they fail. I think this way around, their incompetence works to  And their theme tune as they appear is pretty awesome. A long 'waaaah' sound before hitting into the fast beat. Trust me, it is THAT AWESOME.

As comedy goes, it is very funny. Kirenenko as we find is a bit lazy, but I'm not knocking that at all. He does things his own way, and his attacks on Boris and Kopuchefu are freaking excellent. But Putin has his fair share of moments too, as he actually manages to bring pieces of the car together and like I said his reactions are great. Like when Kirenenko actually dies at one point, Putin just turns blue and screams, eyes nearly bulging out. The musical episode is on par with Season 1's, and it might actually make you laugh more and perhaps also make you appreciate it more. Finally, Kirenenko keeps punishing Comaneci for being anywhere near his shoes. And it is pretty funny for the most part, revealing how Kirenenko feels about his sneakers as well. Don't fuck with Kirenenko kids.

This season is much better then Season 1 and you'd probably see why. Everything is tweaked to make it that much better. And there is a lot of character development, more so for Putin probably with his mechanical side being revealed as pretty handy and Kirenenko caring only for his collection of sneakers. That's probably the most surprising thing, that you learn a bit of the characters in this season and how they can actually, for lack of a better word, NEED each other for their situations. It's never spoken out at all, but you can sort of see it before your eyes. I wonder what the next season might reveal for us...

Season 3-Floor Number...

Kirenenko and Putin stop by a mafia run building, disguised as a department store, so Kirenenko can get the sneakers he found in the magazine. But Zuruzorofu, our next villain is more the kind to kill on sight. So the duo climb through the 13 floors of the store to get the shoes. After a death experience and failures at getting the shoes, the group manage to get to the top. By bringing it down to them, thanks to Kirenenko's RAGE MODE. Kirenenko gets the shoes and Zuruzorofu is arrested by the old antagonists Boris and Kopuchefu, wrapping up mostly all the arcs and the gang live happily ever after.

Again, the animation is impressive even though it's less complex from season 2. A lot of things do happen in the blink of an eye, so you need to keep some attention to what's happening, but some bits like Kirenenko falling through the trap door and smashing the waiter onto the table are stunning to take in. The expressions used throughout are priceless again. Putin's reaction simply falling to his supposed death is fantastic, just a blank stare with the white face. You can't help but laugh at that. Well I can't, I don't know about you. And Zuruzorofu's expressions are good too, seeing how Kirenenko does these impossible things against him. As for the annual musical episode, it was on par with its predecessors. It felt quite a seamless creation where everything just fitted right, and the music itself is enjoyable to listen. There is a nice-call back to the fish slapping from the first episode which gets a good laugh.

Design wise, thank GOD Leningrad had that blue and white stripy top with the blue shorts. Still weird, but not as weird as having just red underwear on. You do get used to it over time. And the minions costumes are good too. Though they do look as if they're wearing gimp masks. Maybe they read 50 shades of disturbed people and thought: 'fuck this I want the real experience'. But I digress. The numbers on their uniforms are a nice touch too. Though some of the gangster rabbits you see hanging around the building are hit and miss. Some of them look cool, but some just look just weird. And I must say, I do have a little soft spot for the afro rabbit in episode 5. He pulls that look off well!

Our villain Zuruzorofu is pretty good, but maybe not as good as Boris and Kopuchefu. He is also a little shit at that, making sure Kirenenko does not get the star sneakers he so desperately wants. And the ways he does that is just as psychopathic as Kirenenko. But he doesn't do a lot under his weight, usually letting his minions do the work. He was quite clever, but his plans always somehow back-fired on him in unlucky manner, so I won't knock him too much. Mostly, I feel that he is not a stronger villain than Boris and Kopuchefu and less enjoyable, possibly because he is a bit of a weakling. Boris and Kopuchefu did things with their own hands, while Zuruzorofu just laid back.

There are two bit of music I like to talk about. First, a romantic piece whenever Kirenenko comes across the sneakers in episodes 6 and 12. I can guess on first viewing, it sounds weird. You wouldn't expect a piece to appear in a series such as this. And it still sounds weird anyway, but in a good way. On the other hand, it does match up with Kirenenko pretty well. His love for the sneakers is undisputed and he doesn't want to part himself away from them. It is a pretty good tune to use for those moments.

The second is from the penultimate episode as well, when Kirenenko goes into RAGE MODE. It sounds AWESOME!! As Kirenenko literally brings the department store down, the music is one of the best pieces in the entire series! It is an angry song and you can very well see why. Kirenenko is not going to stop until he gets those shoes and SMASHES those floors OUT OF THE BUILDING.

There are a lot of laughs guaranteed in this season as much as season 2. The way Putin flaunts himself after he drinks alcohol, and being not very good at keeping it down is good. The way Mekanenko just fucks around with everything in sight is good. And you get the usual bits like Leningrad constantly eating Comancei, even though he was turned into a ghost from poisonous fumes. The moments are pretty close and make for enjoyable viewing. Though in a way, the series is slightly tamer then in Season 2. There is still obviously the degree of violence and surreal moments, but they're kept more at a steady pace.

Season 3 is enjoyable, but not as much as Season 2 was. Zuruzorofu is a weaker villain than Boris and Kopuchefu despite his reactions to the situations happening before him. Everything else is on par, with having some great moments of action and comedy. I would say that in a way, this is Kirenenko's defining moment....well maybe I'll push that up a bit, Kirenenko's defining SEASON! It revolves around him a lot and his successful journey at getting the damn sneakers from the end of season 1. Putin gets some good moments too, but doesn't get in the way so much. And most of the story arcs are cleared up....apart from what to do with Mekanenko? Next season!

Season 4- ....Machine


This final season I will cover plays out similarly like Season 1, because they are in the same location and it centres around Mekanenko most of the time. There are some great situations where Mekanenko pretty much fucks everyone around on different occasions, like when being a washing machine and cooking all the food. Kirenenko puts him in his place sometimes, and uses him for his own fun. But when Mekanenko actually PUTS on the sneakers and rips them, Kirenenko goes into RAGE MODE and kicks his ass. But before long they are discovered by Boris and Kopuchefu and are forced to escape into the forest.

Let's talk about Mekanenko to start with. He is a cool character in his own right and quite enjoyable silly. He has his own bitchy and malfunctioning personality, making him different besides looking like Kirenenko. The humour he brings to the table is good to get laughs of the people because even though Putin makes him into different machines, he still has two screws short of a plasma TV. In the penultimate, he does the most gravous sin ever in the show: he puts on the star sneakers. And Kirenenko's reaction? RAGE MODE!!! Duly dumping him in the trash, but not before the two have a massive battle, and Mekanenko reveal his own RAGE MODE, which fails completely and Kirenenko kicks his ass. In design terms, it is a cool design to have (especially as I've noticed just yesterday that he even has a plug tail. Sweeeeet). It is a 90 per cent look to Kirenenko, albeit with some different ears and green eyes and the robotic claws. Good Character, not much bad I can say about him.

Animation is enjoyable still. It still holds a kind of simplicity from season 3, but some visuals are quite complex to have done like with Mekanenko's lasers and his vacuuming sucking everything inside. I noted earlier that this season was probably similar to Season 1. And.....yes, I think so. Nothing really happens, there's no enemy to confront (those guards are not villains, just annoying occurrences), just everyday antics involving the duo and their robot fucking about. There's not much fast paced business now, so the animation takes it time and doesn't rush things, giving it a more slow easy time to let the episodes flow. Oddly, I do think that there are fewer expressions done throughout the series.

Musical Episode = Still enjoyable. Next!

Most of the humour does come from Mekanenko and Putin just fucking about with each other. Kirenenko is put to one side for most of the season, until forcibly brought into these different situations by Mekanenko. Which I don't think is shameful much. His story arc is pretty much over for the time being, so all he does is beat up Mekanenko up and makes him work to his advantage and fun. The series is still funny, and I hope you'll laugh with it as much as I have.

Though there are some strange moments again, like in Washing Machine. Comancei has grown up and Mekanenko takes his clothes off to wash and reveals...a thong. Yep, you read that right, a thong. It is a startling sight to see before you and you will either laugh at it, or just think 'wtf is that?'. I'm the latter in all honesty. Maybe it's a cultural reference in Japan that threw me off it, but meh. It's there and I'm still watching the series. No reason not to.

Season 4 is probably the quietest of the lot but by no means is it the weakest. It has genuine funny moments, good set-ups and a very good ending (with Boris and Kopuchefu making a return carrying wanted posters for Kirenenko). You still got your usual bits with Leningrad and Comancei (including his son, Comancei Jr) and Mekanenko is still part of the team, now modified into the car itself and taking the duo into the forest, where Season 5 takes place....

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What else can I say about Usavich that hasn't been said? It's an enjoyable series to watch, but admittedly it is something that won't get everyone's attention. It's an acquired taste, only for those who have a cartoonish over-the-top surreal humour. Watching the series again in a more critical light, I still enjoy the over-the-top appeal it has. The setting is surreal yet fantastic, the characters ridiculous yet hilarious. And I enjoy the fuck out of it so much and will continue to do so for the while yet.

There is one final thing that I will say. I have wondered whether this kind of series would be acceptable for people who are on the autistic spectrum?

I say this because of a survey done by the National Autistic Society on Thomas the Tank Engine. Wow. Thomas the Tank Engine and Usavich in the same article. Who would've thought it? Anyway, I remembered reading this article, and falling back to it I saw this piece:

Most interesting perhaps is the learning of facial expressions and emotions mentioned spontaneously by 8% of parents. Even when a child with autism speaks, their 'communication' is often poor because of the missing 'theory of mind' - understanding people and their thoughts and emotions. The suggestion from this research is that Thomas helps children with autism to build up some basic 'theory of mind' knowledge.
(Children with Autism and Thomas the Tank Engine, National Austic Society)

So it's said that Thomas the Tank Engine helped autistic children understand what the different range of emotions look like and build up that awareness to help them in later life.

Usavich is like this in a similar way, because of the facial expressions mainly used. Kirenenko's expressions are pretty basic: calm, anger, and RAGE MODE. Putin likewise shows the more different range of emotions, like happiness, shock, tiredness and faint etc. Those expressions help in the humour of the show and could attract autistic people to watching it.

Another similar way is the distinctive clothing that the main characters have, specifically the prison stripes. Kirenenko's colour is red, while Putin's colour is green. So it could help understand about colours as well. Though I have to admit, that is as far as that goes since all the other characters don't have specific colours with which to match the character and could confuse autistic people.

So possibly as a theory, Usavich might be something used to help autistic people in the same manner as Thomas the Tank Engine in future. Obviously for a more adult audience, I'm not exactly sure a psychopathic rabbit is a good role model for 10 year olds. But if anyone wants to take that idea on, come back to me with the results!
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And that is it for this edition of The Randomizer.

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I will try to reply back as soon as I can. For now, goodbye. Until the next fortnight, keep out of trouble, and remember:

Don't fuck with Kirenenko!

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